#narbaby

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  maverdickkawaiidesu replied to your post: -throws my toys at- B|

No. It’s called love. And I’m expressing it towards you by throwing my bum plugs at you.

I'm pretty sure it's called sexual assault. You got my brother but you sure as hell aren't going to get me. 

I will not wake up in your bed anytime soon 

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Quick Reminder

The teenage girl living in my head is going to be streaming tomorrow's--today's? It is after midnight--episode of Tiger & Bunny. She'll post a link to the Livestream channel 10-15 minutes before she goes live. 

Bring plenty of pop tarts. 

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HOW DID I FORGET THE WORD MINUTES. 

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Imagine waking up to this every morning. 

I don't think I'd ever want to go back to sleep.   

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So.....

I'm watching Marble Hornets and poker facing like a boss.  "Pfft. Slendy, you don't scare me." But then I get to entry #46 and whoever it is behind the camera--Jay? Sucker. Sucker. He's a sucker.  Well, he's hiding in the closet and someone walks by.

My eyes go wide. "Who's that? Who's that?" It's some other random person I don't even care. I'm watching and the video distorts--I know Slendy is about to show his....face. All of a sudden, he appears in the shot with a burst of noise.... And I throw myself back across the arm of my sofa as if I'm trying to run away from my laptop.  

Slenderman is a force to be reckoned with. 

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Would I seem less villainous...

...if I admitted that I have a huge craving for apple juice right now?

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Are you jealous that Barnaby has Kotetsu, or do you have your own love interest?

I'm not jealous in the slightest. To be jealous would mean that I care. At the end of the day, the only thing that concerns me when it comes down to my brother is how much time he's spent crying.Because his tears amuse me. 

As for love interests—I'll let you in on a little secret:I have a weakness for the pain and suffering of others.Oh so sexy.

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You know....

Being the leader of a crime syndicate is hard. I can't just go around ruining lives for the hell of it, no matter how fulfilling. There is a goal I wish to accomplish, and if that means sparing a few civilians here and there, then so be it. 

In the meantime, I'll entertain myself with activities such as:  

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then who was phone?

Quite honestly, your question baffles me. I don't like being confused. I have to kill you now.