Nov 4, 2017
OH GOD HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE
John Egbert
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OH GOD HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE
John Egbert
You were right. That conversation made you so, so sad. SO sad.
Jane Crocker (as narrator)
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
Narrator (about Jake English)
But today, there will be little reason for rumpus in your partytown. Today is a very sad day. You are all in bigger trouble than you suspected.
Terezi Pyrope (as narrator)
IT BEGINS TO DAWN ON YOU. THAT EVERYTHING YOU JUST DID. MAY HAVE BEEN A COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME.
Caliborn (as narrator)
You both then proceed to have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of paradox space.
Tavros Nitram (as narrator)
No one will be the wiser. Except maybe for people with eyes.
John Egbert (as narrator)
You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.
MSPA Reader (narrator/You)