#nathaniel bartimaeus

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Y'all know that post that's like "you ever meet a tween boy thats just so shitty you want to punt him into the sun but also show interest in his passions and give him a fruit cup cause clearly no one else has and it's probably why he's like this? Like shut up you little shit I'm taking you to summer camp and im gonna listen and pay attention when you tell me about Fortnite"

That is the EXACT emotion I feel reading Nathaniel Bartimaeus Trilogy. I'm halfway through Amulet of Samarkand and the amount of times I have felt This Exact Emotion is entering an incalculable territory.

[sil-chrisredd]

Simon Lovelace in the Amulet of Samarkand literally just looks like Scott Fitzgerald from Bungou Stray Dogs in my head and I can't shake this hc from my head THEY. HAVE. THE. SAME. SMILE. YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Bartimaeus: heres some sensible advice. It's not even particularly good advice you probably could've reached any of these conclusions on your own if you used your brain for like two seconds

Nathaniel: fuck you *does the opposite specifically because Bart told him not to*

Me, Bart, Imp, god, and the universe, collectively: *the DEEPEST of sighs*

[imhereformysciencefriends]

So I finished Amulet of Samarkand