#nathanromanoff

[theirsatanicwiles]

omg two of my favorite RP partners who have had serious lack of muse have come back in the past day.

I'm verrryyyy happy.

[clairebarton]

[12:06:14 AM] Courtney: nate is a sassy dick

[12:06:19 AM] Courtney: and he knows it to

[12:07:29 AM] Rivvy Stardust: and Claire is a sassy cunt

[12:07:32 AM] Rivvy Stardust: they are two pieces

[12:07:35 AM] Rivvy Stardust: made to fit together

[12:07:44 AM] Courtney: they are a sassy sex machine

[theirsatanicwiles]

So I had an extremely elaborate and Clate filled dream last night. 

It started out where I was Claire and I had two romantic interests (neither of them Nate...or Malikai for that matter) whom I was only vaguely interested in. There was this impression of me being more seriously involved with one of them and the other was a more interesting side affair.

Then along comes Nate. And it was like sdlkjsdljkfdskfj instant chemistry and we like, fucked off from the boring people and I think we might have burnt a building down and stolen a car.

So normal Clate stuff.

But then of course it got weird because it was a dream. We were no longer Nate and Claire, but Rivkah and Courtney, and we were hanging out at Courtney's house. There was someone else there but it was just some girl. Courtney had sent herself a package like, filled with Elva stuff? And I was looking through it and reading stuff and kind of crying because I was sad about the loss of Elva and Girl made fun of me and I might've snapped at a bitch.

Then Courtney's room turned into a public pool in this dramatic falling sequence where we fell off her bed and into/next to the pool (Courtney landed in I landed next to it into a pile of shirts, which was lucky because mine mysteriously disappeared). The pool still had like a giant mattress in it, though. it was weird but really comfy.

So, my shirt was gone but I was in a pile of shirts so I grabbed one and covered myself with it and then hid in the girls locker room and Courtney had to find me a different shirt because the one I grabbed was too small. I remember distinctly it was an orange and yellow nursing tank top, that was size 18.

Somewhere things shifted and we ended up dressed up as Nate and Claire, driving around in the snow. And I was going on and on about how I was glad Courtney lived near me and that we should hang out all the time.

And I remember asking for her number and distinctly thinking "now we can text in character and the first text I send will just read 'Nate' "

And then I woke up and was sad because she doesn't live near me XD

[clairebarton]

NATHANROMANOFF SAID: //THE DRABBLE WILL PROBABLY BE DONE WHEN YOU ARE ON TOMORROW ;)

FUCK YOU THAT DRABBLE HURT

[clairebarton]

[12:20:39 AM] Courtney : i should tell you, i was re-reading all of your head canons

[12:20:43 AM] Rivvy Stardust: oh god

[12:20:52 AM] Courtney : and nate was a little offended by the fact that she's a 4 on the kinsey scale

[12:20:56 AM] Courtney : he's sitting here thinking

[12:21:01 AM] Courtney : why is she more attracted to women than men

[12:21:12 AM] Courtney: and then he remembers that she slept with him when he was a woman

[12:21:53 AM] Rivvy Stardust: XD UHM YUP

[12:22:37 AM] Rivvy Stardust: welll i mean she is a 4 because she's most physically attracted to women (most of the people she's slept with outside of her and Nate's relationship have been women)

[12:22:41 AM] Rivvy Stardust: but then there's Nate and Malikai

[12:22:48 AM] Rivvy Stardust: and she's like "the fuck how did I end up with all this dick"

[12:23:03 AM] Courtney : XD

[12:23:04 AM] Courtney : that comment

[12:23:26 AM] Courtney : yeah and nate knows that

[12:23:41 AM] Courtney: he remembers that and is proud of himself that he made her like the d

[12:23:42 AM] Courtney : yep

[12:23:44 AM] Courtney : he's an ass

[12:23:47 AM] Courtney : or rather

[12:23:47 AM] Courtney : he's a dick

[clairebarton]

A Brief Summary of the Fight Claire and Nate Had (as told by Courtney)

[10:03:12 PM] Courtney : claire: i miss you

[10:03:17 PM] Courtney : nate: i miss you too, be careful

[10:03:21 PM] Courtney: claire: what the hell you talking about

[10:03:31 PM] Courtney: nate: i'm just worried

[10:03:35 PM] Courtney: claire: what are you worried about

[10:03:39 PM] Courtney: nate: everything

[10:03:46 PM] Courtney: claire: what am i supposed to do

[10:03:52 PM] Courtney: nate: kill him, it solves all the problems

[theirsatanicwiles]

I ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO NATE'S BLOG INSTEAD OF NETFLIX AND LET OUT THE STUPIDEST LITTLE SQUEAKY GASP NOISE BECAUSE LO AND BEHOLD THERE WAS MY REPLY AND I AM A LITTLE EMBARRASSED BUT SUPER EXCITED (actuallycompletelyterrfieid) FOR THIS THREAD OMG

[clairebarton]

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