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[paranoidnatrix]

Got any silly Harley headcanons :333?

ofc!!!

i have A LOT of headcanons for him in general... but here are some uhh... sillier ones xd (however this classification is quite arguable...)

- he has zero self-preservation instinct. he can do dangerous stuff and behave in an ignorant way without giving any of it a second thought. he's quite bad at reading people. i mean, he sure considers everyone to at least dislike him, but he'll still behave coldly even with those who very well can harm him. this is exactly why he didn't take any meaningful precautions when shite got serious and as a result got turned into another experiment

- his physical shape is, let's say... concerning. if he accidentally drops something on the ground he'll have to bend his knees. and a magnificent melody of cracking can be heard everytime he does that. he's an old man, give him some slack...

- he's also always cold... that's why he wears minimum two layers of clothes... and drinks hot coffee...

- speaking of coffee... his health is quite poor, but his only (yet notable) strength is his gastrointestinal tract. bro drinks triple espresso with grapefruit juice on a daily basis and his GIT is absolutely fine. he can probably drink acid without any consequences.... and this is also why he got his nickname... the "bitter doctor"... BUT MORE ON THAT LATER-

- when sawyer overworks and doesn't sleep for several days straight (which, i must say, happens pretty often) and finally decides it's time for a nap, yarnie usually lays down on him. he's a soft weighted blanket of sorts :з however when it's time to wake up yarnie just... doesn't let sawyer sit up. dad has to rest properly!!! sawyer gives him a sleepy look... assesses the situation for several seconds... "sooo... I guess today it's you who decides if I'm late for work?" yarnie gives off a content growl and licks sawyer's nose. "heh... well, let it be so then..."

[paranoidnatrix]

so with leddie being canon i can cease existing in peace /j /unless

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Natrix! I need your help!! I've been affected by disastrous curse and the only thing that may be able cure me are Leddie/Eddieleith headcanons! (or doctor Bruno White ones-) Please! This matter is urgent!!

only if u want to ofc,,,

sooo i planned to make a couple of sketches to accompany my answer but i don't have a lot of time now so... if you'll excuse me, it's going to be only textual information 😭 at least for now...

Dr White

- his first degree is in psychology

- loves herbal teas

- is the capybara of the group meaning that he's super chill and calm

- they're besties with stella

Leddie

- they live together for several months now

- eddie finally fell in love with leith when he got jumpscared while they were walking around the factory (he absolutely ADORES leith's silliness)

- eddie usually wakes up early to make breakfast for two while leith does NOT for the love of gods want to get out of bed and won't feel alive until a cup of coffee is drunk

- when they're apart they're mostly focused on their work, but when they're together (especially during playtime co heads' meetings) they can get carried away by each other and start kissing... while stella and harley just... look at each other in silence... and sigh...

[paranoidnatrix]

Any headcanons (sorry I just love headcanons of yours T-T) on like-…see, I imagine Harley to be incredibly jumpy. The “Do NOT hide behind doors to scare Leith Pierre” rule probably didn’t just apply to him. How badly would his fellow executives give him a he was t attack? *and get it on camera lmao*

oh, mine is quite hard to scare actually

he's almost never affected by any type of jumpscares. however he might get sensory overload if one happens to try to scare him at a wrong time, but it's his colleagues who will get jumpscared by his thunder-like voice instead... but most of the time he'd just give the wannabe-scaregiver the most disdainful look possible and leave in silence (probably planning to make a nice meal for some experiment later)

leith kinda envies this man's steadfastness and strong nerves... but he's more worried by sawyer's lack of self-preservation instinct which comes hand in hand with qualities above x)

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hey! got any stella headcannons?

sure thing 🤭 (also i've seen your question about silly headcanons specifically but hope this answer satisfies you! xd)

- she has a degree in theatre arts or sth like that... she's a stage actor!! working with children originally was just a hobby of hers...

- she tries to write stories for children in her free time! they're not perfect, but definitely entertaining, bc children of Playcare enjoy them

- scents associated with her: cinnamon, honey, Indian incense

- tastes associated with her: popping candy, caramel, salted caramel

- she likes roleplaying with children (especially while reading her stories)

- she's a certified lesbian!!! 😇

- she has silly theatrical rivalry with leith, but they have a tasty clash of vibes... leith has this 20th century fancy black-n-white vibe while stella has 19th-something-century bright silly vibe... and they love having silly competitions 👅

[paranoidnatrix]

nobody liked sharon dawg💔💔💔

EITHER WAY I DID I LOVE HER💥💥💥

[paranoidnatrix]

My dash was graced by your ZZZ fanart and I gotta say, I always love when people draw characters normally in an anime-artstyle in a totally different style. It's such a new and fun way to re-imagine them (shout-out especially to your Thiren designs and how ragged Harumasa looks)

thank youuu🥺🥺🥺

it's flattering!! glad you liked my take on thirens :з i love adding more animalistic features!! and i'm also VERY glay you liked haru =w= let my man chill for once...

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guys i'll be back soon i swear

i miss this place but the final year in uni is trying to kill me in all possible ways