#nats asks

[eddiegayass]

do they know that queerbaiting would imply that it had been used in interviews for example to make people watch the show, which it never has been😭 it's just an arc of a kid with an unrequited crush on his best friend. lots of us have been there, it happens lmao

but i admit i'm excited about the conspiracy theories, it should be fun

Honestly I haven't watched a single episode of ST so I can't comment on the queerbaiting aspect, I just think the return to johnlock level conspiracies in the year of our lord 2025 is so fucking funny. The children yearn for the secret good fourth episode.

[natincontrol]

Oh I know....Nym told me 😏 (Nym this is NOT a cute smirk you menace 👀😤)

He also told me to do it and I have proof so you can't blame me cause I am 😇 and that's illegal 🙂‍↕️

I'm going to confess something so top secret even Nym doesn't know it...and it has to stay strictly between us, mkay?

Leans in and whispers: I'm the actual real goodest boy mkay? Remember thattt 🙂‍↕️. Nymmynomnom will say it's him but he's lying 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

He also said if I bit him and hid behind you you'd pin me down for him if he pouted at you 👀 and I have come for confirmation on whether or not he is truthing 👀 cause I think he be capping 🤨

Anywaysss...yayyy I'm glad you like meee 🥰 I am super glad Nym has you too, he's been through it and deserves all the happy 😊🙂‍↕️

....ughhh I supposeee that's a valid reason for not recognizing me by anonnnn 😊

Also if he tells you I'm cute he's lying. I'm very big, very scary and very big Domme energy 🙂‍↕️💪 and he's the cutie, mkay?

...don't test that theory tho cause the results deceive me 🙄🙃

Mmmmm...I dunno what else to say rnnnn soooo yuhhhh but be greatful...it's nearly 5 am and I haven't slept yet so you're lucky I'm being pretty normal rn 😂

But god help you and Nym 😈 when I get into my next weirdo mood...feel like I've been "normal" for a bit too long now 😂

I know Nymmynomnom is suuuuper fun to rark up 🙂‍↕️😊😏 and I feel like you would be too so that's gonna be a great time once we've interacted a bit more ofc 🙂‍↕️

Now before I leave this (probably insanely long ask...sorry not sorry) I have a joke (pls give feedback)

If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree but the tree didn't know why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? 🤔

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mhm what did baby tell you exactly? just to make sure 🤭

oh he told you to bite me and run? seems like you both need a punishment.. him especially for endorsing bad behavior. Don't let them get you in trouble with their pouting.

I know hes gonna see this... stop using that cute little face for evil cub. You know what happens when you do- does the number 8 ring a bell? Keep it up and we can double it next time

If youre so good why dont you show me hmm? we can totally test that "big scary domme" thing lol.

5 am is too late for you to be up, get some sleep. no more menace activities for you or nym, looking forward to your weirdo moods silly.

You're right though baby is so fun to mark, have you seen his neck lately? would love to interact more too!

that was so long lol youre good though love a yapper. 7/10 on the joke btw. Im a tough crowd sorry, i wanna bust out laughing at jokes told to me

[cartahhart79]

for your celebration, maybe an insta edit with joel ? you choose<3

For you? DUH.

Let us pretend for this edits sake TK has an insta (man I wish he did, imagine the content!!!)

__ Beezer 🐝 insta edit__

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joelfarabee had a surprise visitor after the game tonight, did you guys know they let beans into the Wells Fargo Center?

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—> y/nuser can confirm - beans are allowed in the Fargo 🙋🏻‍♀️

—> tkonecny11 what kind of bean are you? A jumping jellybean?

—> y/nuser JUMPING JELLYFISH MR KRABS

—> kphayes12 AHEM, pic creds BEEZER? Oh that’s right, ME.

—> joelfarabee my sincerest apologies Sansei.

—> kphayes12 don’t let it happen again senpai.

Y/nuser

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Y/nuser Bee 🐝 made it to the big leagues, he ties a Queens skates up. He should be so honored.

—> kphayes12 @joelfarabee I like this one.

—> joelfarabee me too. Except, @y/nuser, my darling, my bean, my love, a little credit? I’ve been tying your laces on those skates since we met.

—> y/nuser tomato tomatoe, talk to me when you score a goal on my best friend @chart79 then we will talk about your past credentials and whether they are worthy of mentioning.

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Chart79 sorry Beezer, looks like you’ll never have past credentials recognized. #unstoppable #unlikebeezersshots

—> tkonecny11 SHOTS FIRED I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED, CAPTAIN WHAT DO WE DO? @28cgiroux

—> 28cgiroux no fighting boys.

—> kphayes12 don’t worry g, there’s no fighting here because Hartsy is right. And you can’t fight the truth.

—> joelfarabee WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IM BEING GANGED UP ON?

—> y/nuser aww bub no one’s ganging up on you!! ❤️ we love you. You can score a goal on any goalie in the league!

—> joelfarabee 🥺 really? Thanks bean

—>y/nuser just not @chart79

—>chart79 😎 this is the start of a beautiful friendship

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—> joelfarabee @chart79 @kphayes12 @tkonecny11 I hate you all.

—> tkonecny11 ok drama queen 🙄

—> kphayes12 don’t hate me bc you ain’t me.

—> chart79 does this mean we aren’t COD partners anymore? 💔

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Ok this is my first ever insta edit.

-_0 idk if it is good. But NONETHELESS. 🐝 FOR MY BESTIE

[promiscuousbarnes]

Do the roar

Doooo it

cant even go to tumblr without you somehow in my message box

[promiscuousbarnes]

I nutted

alrighty then



[eddiegayass]

Do some guided meditations to calm your mind and body a bit through this stressful time. Whichever way things go, there will be a plan in motion. This uncertainty feels worse so have faith that you will have stability soon. You don’t have any actually answers or plans now, so just give yourself extra self care during this time. Maybe talk to a trusted friend about it and just be kind and supportive to your mom. I’m sorry you’re going through this. 💗

Thank you 🧡 yeah I'm just going with, we don't have any answers or anything right now so we just have to wait, at least when whatever happens we'll know, but fuck, not knowing is awful. I'm just trying to stay optimistic rn.

[eddiegayass]

Top 5 cheeses

Unfortunately my cheese tastes are deeply boring. Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan, pecorino, that's about all I ever use. I probably need to broaden my tastes lmao.

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[eddiegayass]

i just want to stop in here and say I love your username 😌 - 🍓

🥰🥰 mwah thank you, we all love eddie and his gay ass