Hey-o, Evangelion person here. Uh, since my last ask I found this thing on my kitchen table one day. I reached out to it and it sprung up, threw a ceramic mug at me and started baking cupcakes. I don't even have baking ingredients. It growls when I get close.
Natsuki, please call off your creature.
S: Oh, a Natsuki plush! It looks so cute with that little pout– Ah, it's not cute, it looks fierce! Yeah. N: I'm glad you still remember. Anyway, the fact that it looks like me doesn't mean it's mine. What, you think I control it or something? Y: M-Maybe it's controlled from a distance, like a voodoo doll? A malicious plush toy reminds me of that classic horror movie about a killer doll. N: Ew, no version of me is a murderous serial killer, Yuri! It sounds like the plush's actions are quite similar to what I would do. No offense, OP. M: Sounds like we have quite a mystery on our hands... Would you like us to investigate the case of the awakened plush? N: It's no big mystery, really. It just doesn't trust you yet. If I know myself, approach slowly and cautiously, and try giving it a phone with a yuri anime or rhythm game playing on it. Make sure it sees its special interest on the screen. It'll both distract and appease it, giving you plenty of time without it bothering you. After it's done, it will approach you on its own to ask for a refill. M: I should've known I should treat you like a cat. Would you like me to try it on you next time? N: Moni... Please don't. Not now, at least.
