GUM IS AWESOME: REV7 NATURAL PEPPERMINT
REV7 NATURAL PEPPERMINT GUM POST! Believe your eyes, pals, this is actually happening. If you, like me, often find yourself wading through the TV biz on TV&GAA, humming along to the modified version of Paula Cole's "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone" (which obvs subs in "GUM BLOGS" for "COWBOYS") that's playing in your head these days... well, this one's for you. And it's a doozy. (Don't lie to yourself, you've been pining for ze gum.) REV7 is, like, a REVELATION. (Or, whatever, "Revolution," as they prefer.) It's fresh! It's new! It's hip! It's good for the universe! And the only DOWNSIDE isssssss... the small item of its availability... which appears to be "NONE 'T ALL" at this point. Yeah, sorry to get you excited. This gum bombed in the United States. It might still be available in the UK? Maybe it's undergoing a revamp? (Bad sign: the website, Facebook and Twitter are gone.) At any rate, it's getting some love here for being a REALLY SOLID IDEA. (Because sometimes we gotta celebrate those!) REV7 had this to offer the world -- it was, like, totally removable from surfaces, including CARPET (PERHAPS HAIR? If you care to test that theory, get in touch -- I'll sacrifice one of my 8 remaining pieces for a scientific experiment... on your head), it disintegrated into POWDER within 6 months (with, um, "mild agitation in water" -- whobewhat?), and it tastes pretty all right! What went wrong, REV7? Where you at? All good ideas! Good concepts! Alas, we'll never know the gum life you coulda had, friend, but we'll put in a solid vote for whoever may come up behind ya with similar ideals. (Cough cough-ish?) Flavor Strength: 9 Comments: Yeah! Boring, but solid! But it doesn't really matter! Flavor Endurance: 7 Comments: Hella moot points for days. Final thought: OH SNAP, got Paula Cole stuck in your head, huh?