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[drawbauchery]

late to my own birthday messages!! thank you so much, my friends!! Q//w//Q 

[ask-fantasy-sanders-sides]

So J is there a back up plan if the High Priestess tells you to go fuck yourself? And your caught out in the open away from all your vaguely combat ready meat shields?

Patton recounts what he remembers from their misadventures during Liar’s Night,

“I can still feel my aches from fighting Remus, and I remember everything up to getting drinks with Roman, but after that point is a bit of a blur. I was a little tipsy at the time, but that usually doesn’t impede a Hin’s memory, so I think that’s the magic’s doing...” he continues wandering aimlessly about the forest and looking for Dee as he speaks aloud,

“I remember looking for Annie, and Roman freaking out when we couldn't find her. I’ve never actually seen him flounder like that before. It feels mean to say, and it wasn’t worth the price of her being kidnapped of course, but I did feel a little vindicated seeing his panic. Didn’t want him treating the issue lightly, since he really had messed up this time.

“I remember noticing that person wearing green. They'd...been following me for a while, now that I think about it!” Patton huffs, frustrated,

“I thought they must have been up to something after your warnings, but when I walked up to confront them they disappeared. I mean vanished, like a magic trick! I kept looking for them in the crowd, but I couldn’t find them again after that, and regardless I had a more important missing person to worry about.

“When I found him again, Roman was arguing with Remus. I'm not sure when he got there, or what they were arguing about, but Roman was beet-red in the face.

Before I could really hear them, suddenly Remus had fallen flat on the floor! I remember assuming Roman must have knocked him flat for an insult or another, but I don’t think Roman had touched him.”

Patton scratches his head, coming up blank.

“Ahhh...Everything after that I forget. I’m not sure if anyone else in the ballroom even noticed Remus passing out before I woke up in the barn again.”

At your insistence upon the letter, Patton pats the pack strapped around his waist and frowns,

“I don't know what the letter has to do with all this, but I suppose we could read it once everyone's back together again. I doubt anyone but me wants to try going to the party again, after what happened last time.”

He blushes slightly, sheepish,

“There's no point in me reading it alone. My reading isn't so good, and if I know Ian, he'll have encoded something on it. We'll need a candle to read it fully, and I don't want to risk opening it and smearing something...”

Patton gets back to looking for Janus in earnest, moping to himself with a pout,

“Oh, I wish Logan wasn’t knocked out... He’d be able to fix all of this with those spells of his, or at least come up with a better plan than that scoundrel Dee! —And I hate speaking ill of people, so you know I mean it!”

He fidgets with the sleeves of his hoodie, looking around nervously,

“Gee... What can I do? I doubt I’ll find Dee unless he wants to be found, and he sure doesn’t seem interested in being anywhere near me. I should have been watching him more closely...

“Should I keep looking, or should I just go back??”

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As soon as they are far enough into the woods separating the Manor from the Castle, Janus sneaks off into the wood! It seems he never actually intended to let Patton follow him, or rely on the Empress...

Patton looks for his runaway party member, and summarizes his memories of the previous file...

[delimeful]

Ampen Virgil: these huge horrible no good terrible death worlders have kidnapped me and are playing to bake me into a stew at some point. I know this, I have accepted this and I hate all of them and want them to leave

Human Roman with an 2003 Emo spotify playlist

Ampen Virgil: except that loud red one. He’s got good jams and he’ll probably sing real pretty as he’s defeathering me for lunch. That one can stay.

*ampen virgil voice* No Deathworlders Allowed-- wait okay i will make an exception because this one's playlist is jammin

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Holy crap your alive! How’s life. Hope you’ve been well.

lmao yes, i am alive!! I’m mostly posting art and hanging out on Twitter and IG every day now, tumblr was lagging for me for so long that i got annoyed  😭

Life’s great, as great as life in a pandemic can be!! Hope you’re well too, all of you!! ♥

[dement009]

I gotta ask Dement, what are you most excited about in Steven Universe future?

Ruby Bodyguards and a harem of lapis lazuli

[peri]

Gotta ask, how is unleash the light and is lapis as amazing as I want her to be and more?

unleash the light is rly fun and id totally recommend it !!! and yes lapis is perfect

look at her

[onthevirgeofdestruction]

I love how you update one of your amazing stories jus as I start to get thirsty for some Sides content. Vague craving for Storytime? Welp here’s that good cult AU; time to go reread the whole series on A03 again! Anyway, hope you have a nice day!

damn you chapter 32 for baffling me, sorry about the lack of storytime content. It’s close to the climax and how things play out is important at this point. I’m not changing 33, however, it’s a piece of art. 

From 33′s draft In Which There is an Extremely Unadvised Drink Combination:

“Virgil’s phone, Virgil’s not here right now, please leave a message after the eventual heat death of the universe,” Virgil responded.

also thank you for loving painful death because hhhhhhhhh i love those idiots so much here’s another out of context spoiler and it’s pure fluff.

Here’s from PDLI II chapter 4 draft: 

“That’s the sound of somebody who really wants to watch Ninja Turtles in Feudal Japan,” Virgil teased him.

“No,” Remy elongated his whine dramatically. Virgil angled up the pillow to kiss Remy on the cheek. Remy pulled out his arm and wrapped it around Virgil’s head and played slightly with Virgil’s fluffy hair.

[dailylappy]

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