Aug 2, 2025
Sonar? Never Heard of Her: Trump Turns Stealth Subs Into Parade Floats 🛳️🔊
In the latest episode of Diplomacy for Dummies, Donald Trump seems to think “strategic ambiguity” is just a fancy term for hiding your birthday presents. By openly announcing the position of U.S. nuclear submarines near Russia—those famously stealthy, multi-billion-dollar underwater ghosts—he’s effectively turned them into slow-moving targets with satellite nav tags. 🤡 Hide-and-Seek, but with…