Sep 1, 2018
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So, as you can see, Jared is the super cutest human being on the planet.
The inspiration for this photo op at the Charlotte con in NC came from a small ficlet that was written on a gifset from Folsom City Blues. (original gifset here and ficlet attached here)
As soon as I read it, I knew that CRIME MITTENS had to happen. I commissioned my friend Jes (aka @thep0rnfairy) on her etsy shop to make them for me, and she used this pattern for a plaid set of Winchester mittens - complete with the anti-possession tattoo knitted in. The colors we went with make the pattern subtle, which is exactly what I wanted.
Jared was the most adorable man-child, and when I asked him to put them on, he shimmied his hips and danced, shaking his booty while slowly putting them on and giving me that killer dimpled smile. Salt and burn me folks, that man is charm and beauty and sexy all rolled into one.
Sam now has his crime mittens. I remain enchanted.