Jul 17, 2020
Tony: i just want someone to take me out
Ziva: like on a date or a sniper gun?
Tony: surprise me
source: buzzfeed unsolved
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Tony: i just want someone to take me out
Ziva: like on a date or a sniper gun?
Tony: surprise me
source: buzzfeed unsolved
Mcgee: what about us,do we have a panic room or something?
Tony: tim,every room you’re in is a panic room
Source:buzzfeed unsolved
Ellie: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them
Nick: Ellie its 3 am ...
Ellie: T-h-r-E-E !
Nick: GO TO SLEEP
*ziva is decked out in a dress*
Tony: wow you’re looking killer
*ziva draws out gun*
Ziva: WhErEs ThE kIlLeR ?!
Ellie: i cant stand it anymore.i never can again
Nick: but isnt melted icecream technically a milkshake
Ellie: dont talk to me anymore
source: me :)
ellie:dont say a word !
nick: ...fergalicious
ellie: what did i say nick ?
nick: oh i see, two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasnt a word but now it is how convinient for you
source: buzzfeed unsolved
nick: whats wrong with the way i dress ?
tim: some people might say that the black leather,spikes and chains kind of make you look like an evil villan
ellie: not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle
source: b99
follow @newtsgoldenhair bcos she is way more funny than me
nick: i wasn’t hurt that badly.
nick: the doctor said all my bleeding was internal
nick: thats where all the blood is supposed to be
source: b99