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pain...thats it ~captain holt 🦋✨

[paneersoda]

hey guys its my birthday today :D

[ncisthreads]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS CUTIE @celestialyukimura

[torresandbishop]

[television-overload]

DOMESTIC CASUAL ELLICK KILLS ME

[ncisthreads]

i want this to happen to me so bad why :)

[sulkysnape]

reblog this if you’re a fanfic writer & your motivation to write actually increases when readers actually show interest & give you feedback. even just a reblog or a little comment here and there

[torresandbishop]

♪ ‘You’ by Naomi August ♪

[ncisthreads]

the fact that i played the song on repeat for a month after watching the episode says a lot

[warpigeonss]

I’ve reached 14x23 and I will never get over Ellie’s “woof” @ Nick

[ncisthreads]

this....mind reading should be illegal

[onlyhereforangst]

Take you and Bishop for instance, I don’t see anything, there’s nothing there, zero chemistry. Whose side are you on any way? I’m on whichever side gets me out of this conversation.

[ncisthreads]

nick: whats wrong with the way i dress ?

tim: some people might say that the black leather,spikes and chains kind of make you look like an evil villan

ellie: not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle

source: b99

follow @newtsgoldenhair bcos she is way more funny than me

[ncisthreads]

nick: i wasn’t hurt that badly.

nick: the doctor said all my bleeding was internal

nick: thats where all the blood is supposed to be

source: b99

[ncisthreads]

Tony: i had to learn how to shave from watching “Home Alone”

tim: makes sense its like “die hard” for kids

source: Brooklyn nine nine

[ncisthreads]

Bishop: “writing down things” is nerdy? What do you do ?

Torres: I just forget stuff like a cool person

Source: brooklyn nine nine

[ncisthreads]

tony: you’re mad at me

gibbs: im not mad im just disappointed

tony: oh come on everyone knows thats worse

source: the good place

[ncisthreads]

Mcgee: what about us,do we have a panic room or something?

Tony: tim,every room you’re in is a panic room

Source:buzzfeed unsolved

[ncisthreads]

Vance: rise and shine special agents, dinozzo i want you in my office

Tony: you slept in your office and you look exactly the same, HOW ?

Vance: what are you talking about ?my hair is a mess

Tony: ah,yeah...

Source: B99

[erinchristmaselvis]

zErO ChEmIsTrY

[ncisthreads]

Ellie: i cant stand it anymore.i never can again

Nick: but isnt melted icecream technically a milkshake

Ellie: dont talk to me anymore

source: me :)

[ncisthreads]

Tony: i just want someone to take me out

Ziva: like on a date or a sniper gun?

Tony: surprise me

source: buzzfeed unsolved

[ncisthreads]

Gibbs: it costs $400 to see a therapist ...

gibbs: but its free to just tell yourself “it be like that sometimes”

Sloane: what no-

source: buzzfeed unsolved