You are on your porch. Look at the blue sky.
God, am I going to get this sale today? The commission would pay for a boat.
Look at this squirrel, He says. Do you understand it? Do you know what it means? What does it tell you about me? Watch its tail snap. You're the only one watching. You and I are alone in the audience, sharing this scene. What does it remind you of?
I need this sale.
There's an ant on your shoe. It's a good ant. Last spring it turned the tide in the great Sidewalk Crack War of D Street. One of its grandfathers traveled half a mile with Lewis and Clark. Did you know that today it dies? That you are its death?
I wish I had a new car. Hyundais are lame.
In the time of Noah, there was a small creature, tinier than could be seen. After a long journey and many struggles, today its descendant will be at your office. Even now, it is barely clinging to life on a microwave button, desperate to reproduce before the end. The drama is incredible, actually. The narrative is intricate. You wouldn't believe all the twists and reversals it took to get it there.
Why do I have to work with Roger on this one? Roger's two tons of no fun.
The creature will live. Tomorrow you will have pink eye.