Jul 12, 2024
Damn girl are you an outlet? Cause I've got a fork and-💥💥 YEEOOOIOWWWWCCHHH!!❕❕1!‼❕1!!1! 1!!! 💥💥 AAAAGHHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAGH ⚡⚡⚡⚡ OH GODDVBB XAAAADHHHHFHN
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Damn girl are you an outlet? Cause I've got a fork and-💥💥 YEEOOOIOWWWWCCHHH!!❕❕1!‼❕1!!1! 1!!! 💥💥 AAAAGHHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAGH ⚡⚡⚡⚡ OH GODDVBB XAAAADHHHHFHN
I NEED to listen to Weezer.
You DON'T get it.
*Getting intimate with my partner when they reach into my pants, expecting to find a vagina but instead find a completely smooth area of flesh.*
"What the fuck?! Where is your vagina?!"
"Oh yeah, I should have told you. I actually don't have genitals. My pussy has been a mimic this whole time. But it's her day off today."
*points to the walking vagina with gnarly teeth that's slobbering and chasing around a rat because it's hungry.*
*plays the buddy Holly riff at me* "now cum."
The evil doctor that prescribes me evil pills to make me more evil
"Hey babe I'm gonna make a sex playlist. I'm adding breakcore, good luck."
Just gave him a footjob and now he's showing me sea shanties
Damn bitch, is that pussy a haunted house? Cause I'm homophobic please get away from me I'm scared