#negative nelly

[a-crumb-of-whump]

“You can’t write about this problematic thing. Fiction affects reality. What we write about can alter the way we think.”

You don’t get to pick and choose what tropes are acceptable and what tropes aren’t. We’re whump writers. We write about fucked up stuff. If fiction affecting reality and altering our behaviour/ the way we think is really an issue to you, then you wouldn’t be a part of the community at all.

[folkwhore123]

opp list

tyrion lannister

jeff sadecki

tywin glazers

callie sadecki (killed lottie, vapes)

r.f. kuang haters

that fuckass bitcoin dude from squid game (is getting executed in my dictatorship, he killed my glorious queen hyunju and iam parasocial like that)

most people in the asoiaf fandom

alicent haters

period cramps

trump

the romanov family (the entire fucking branch idc)

loud eaters

PEOPLE WHO MAKE MOUTH NOISES EWWWWWWW

racists, homophobes, misogynists

mouth breathers

that one cunt on tiktok that thinks cersei deserved the walk of atonement

identity thieves

ocd

every single fucking member of an emo band

my mother :(

people who whisper ( i'm nosy and it my eardrumps explode with the sound waves that whispering emits)

my music teacher (fuck are you giving me homework for?)

bitch who ABANDONED me when i had no other friends (fuck you hoe i hope you go bald, die miserable, and your shoes permanently have million of tiny rocks in them and everytime you take one out, you feel relieved but as soon as you put the shoe back on you feel another one)

putin

the finnish government

israel

self identified haters

cops

olivia cooke haters

sjm

troye siwan

charlie xcx

blonde girl who was my bff and we played with lps until we were 13 BUT THEN SHE STARTED TO BELITTLE ME INFRONT OF OUR FRIENDS WHEN WE TURNED 14

claire dunphy

phil dunphy

jk rowling

fascists

icelands 2021 eurovision reps

henry viii

people who have now turned history into a stan war (girl can't post about anne boleyn anymore without some annoying ass parasocial coming at you)

sharon osbourne

tpw haters (get a life and some bitches)

babel haters ("where is subtlety IAM BOILING YOU ALIVE)

katabasis haters (too academic writing ITS A BOOK ABOUT ACADEMIA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT PICTURES???

goodreads account "i yeat my books".... can't even block her because she has written some monster fucking book. very close to reporting her account for terrorism for some peace and fucking quiet)

ninth house haters

people who don't like the same things as i do. HOW DARE YOU EVEN EXIST WHAT THE HELL?????

emily austin haters (i'm in your walls)

the fact that i have to clarify that the peior one isnt about that trumpie that was acting up vut a lesbian author CHANGE YOUR NAME HOE

amy schumer

male sports fans

the entire hotd fandom ( these people are not real. touch grass get employed kiss a girl do something. minus the cool people obvs)

kanye west

kim k

stehanie lange

jean sibelius

the ghost from canterville ghost

joe widows

rape apologists

addison rae

anne rice

football (ew)

wuthering heights haters

kendall jenner

camilla cabello

shawn mendez

fine shyts partner

the bf of the girl i had a crush on (it was 100000% mutual btw)

the current state of the publishing industry and how romantasy has taken over it completely (i liked divine rivals but this shit has gotten too far now)

fourth wing

the tropification of reading and books

joe alwyn

falling in reverse

drummer from neighborhood

the entire band of neighborhood

men podcasters

men who think misandry =misogyny

girlies who turn into mens rights activists when i make a silly little manhating joke

finnish men

bob dylan

right wingers

ronaldo

rapists

lana del rey

monarchism dickriders

bitch who lied and said trump was dead:(

cv maker amsterdam

spam emails

sweden

airpods dying

when it snows really hard and wind brings that shit right to your face and you cant see shit and you look weird vuz you have to fight against the snow

usa

esc

bang chan

the new wuthering heights movie

emerald fennel

jacob elordi

margot robbie

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Cheer up dude.

[teachinginreallife]

When students are always negative

[dazedinaphase]

I went from most likely to succeed to worlds biggest failure lol I fucking hate my life

[chicgeekgirl89]

I took passive aggressive to a whole new level today and denied my colleagues the chocolate chip pound cake I’d made for our meeting because they were just being so ridiculously negative. It’s passive aggressive because I brought it in with me in a bag and never even told them I had it. Listen, it makes me feel better okay?

[luximus]

Squad Goals XD

[so-this-is-my-blog-i-guess]

Five for Friday.

I've never done one of these before, so here goes. 1. Came to the undeniable realization that I only destroy people. 2. No matter what tone of voice I use, it comes out like I'm the biggest bitch in existence. I honestly think I'm speaking in a calm reasonable voice, but apparently not. *shrug* 3. No matter how much work I put in, the results show as if I didn't do anything at all. 4. There's a good reason I don't get close to people (or allow them to become close to me). See #1. 5. As I've said many, many times, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. And goddamn, I'm filled with good intentions; but it never seems to matter.