Dear friend,
It seemed so easy. 1 hour & 4 minutes. In and out. What a fool I was. That viewing was the longest 1 hour & 4 minutes of my life. I was witness to a salary man contract some sort of bio-mechanical HPV which starts to enmesh his whole body with scrap.
The cause?
You don't find out until a half hour of confounding editing & violent sex. At that point the sunk cost fallacy was given into and I discovered that our salary man protagonist ran afoul of a hobo wizard when he & his girlfriend hit said wizard with their car, kidnapped the wizard, and proceeded to have sex in front of his seemingly dead body before they kicked this wizard down a small incline.
This is not the craziest part of the film.
It is a technical achievement in costuming, if nothing else. I do not know if some sort of substance use would have improved my experience, but I think it would unfairly justify the absurdity of it all. No, you must go in as sober as a gopher, if indeed you must go.
Still, I can't bring myself to say it is a bad film. It is unlike any movie you'll ever see, and you will be thankful for that afterwards.
