Hey! Do Ultra Magnus/Cyclonus with ALL of the OTP questions! Pleeease!
Alright! Ge ready for the crackship of all crackships, my friend.
1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
Mmmmmm Cyclonus. Magnus is one of those freaky budgeting bots. Every shanix is in order when it comes to Magnus. And he doesn’t allocate any for fun lol
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
Cyclonus. Magnus would crush Cyclonus.
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
Clothes? What are clothes?
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
They both do because Cyclonus is a moody night owl and Magnus likes to make sure he remembers all the codes he’s ever learned.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
Food? What is food?
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
Cyclonus is the first but he’s not that enthusiastic about it. Magnus is most definitely the second.
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
Clothes?????
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
Magnus never forgets anything so he’s the second. Cyc is the first, and is always exasperated by Magnus.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
They don’t need to ride in a car together.
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
Cyc draws, but badly. Magnus would never engage in such *whispers* f-u-n.
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
Cyc is the backflippy one, only because I don’t think the Magnus suit can move like that lol.
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
CYC IS AN ALCOHOLIC OKAY. HE HAS SO MUCH ANGST.
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
Surprise? Gifts? These two are like FWB and that’s it XD
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
No last names
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
Neither care about spiders. Too small to see
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
Jacket?
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
I don’t think either have older siblings so... no
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
Cyc when he’s fucking drunk out of his mind.
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
Not good. Not good at all.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
MAgNUS HAS PERFECT GRAMMAR AND BEATS ANYONE WHO DOESN’T OKAY.
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
I think they can both handle themselves lol
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
The pained smile is Magnus - always. No puns needed.
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
AKA Cyc brought Tailgate home lol
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
Magnus is big so Cyc likes to ride him lol ;)
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
Neither are happy enough for this question.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
Rodimus would do it for blackmail
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
Both are perfectly happy in their own damn plating.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
Neither. Unless Magnus is scared of Tailgate or something.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
No umbrellas needed my friend
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
They wouldn’t go anywhere because Magnus can’t fucking relax and Cyc is always angsting