“Alright. But don’t freak out on me, okay?”
“Just tell me, Kurt.”
“Okay.” Kurt took a sip of his drink. “Corbin Bleu shaved his afro.”
“WHAT.”
Sebastian stood up, his cup slamming down onto the table and little droplets of coffee spilt onto the table.
“You said you wouldn’t freak out on me, Bas.”
“HE SHAVED HIS AFRO?!” Sebastian yelled. “WHY?!”
“I don’t know...he probably didn’t like being linked to High School Musical, like when Emma Watson cut all her hair off.”
“THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS EMMA WATSON, KURT.”
Kurt grinned but tried to cover it up by drinking some more.
“THIS IS CORBIN BLEU. HE’S GOT THE BEST HAIR I’VE EVER SEEN.” Something clicked in Sebastian and he immediately sat down, glaring at Kurt. “Is this some sort of joke?”
Kurt shook his head and took his phone from his pocket. “Here, I have a picture.” He bought up the image and held it out to Sebastian, who gasped audibly at the sight.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Sebastian asked, but he wasn’t yelling anymore. “This is ridiculous.”
Kurt sat back, letting Sebastian take some deep breaths.
“Okay, okay.” Sebastian repeated. “I’ll be okay.”
DYING
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