Let's play the quote game (either from me, or about me):
Jazz (back when I thought I was straight): and you wonder why I said you were 70% gay…
Jazz (later same conversation): I’ve already established the fact you are more likely to get a girlfriend than me, HA.
Me: Okay, your ex is one of those guys who fucks himself while watching Justin Bieber music videos.
Jazz: hope's insults are the best kind of insults, she insults people like santana haha.
Me: go fuck a socialistic taxi driver
Jazz: mine and hope's entire friendship is based on how comfortable we are with talking about perverted stuff, BFFS 4 LYF,
Me: I believe in faith, but I also believe in downright dumb motherfuckers.
Me: I don't care if it works, if it just looks good.
Me: I'm a horrible person, you can hate me for so many things, but you choose to hate me because I used to be a satanist?












