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Who would throw the other in the pool: joker would throw bruce in the pool just to piss him off, && bruce would push him in for getting his makeup all over the sheets.
Who is the better carer when the other is sick: I feel like Joker would be without knowing it. Bruce is way too stubborn to admit he’s sick.
Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: JOKER OKAY.
Who would cook the better romantic dinner: Joker, Bruce can only make shit in the microwave lbr.
Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Both of them. They’re actual children so. If Bruce made it alone, Joker would kick it down.
Who would have the best holiday ideas: Bruce.
Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: Bruce.