Dec 1, 2013
One Time, in Science Class...
So one time my Science teacher was telling us the importance of not using chewing tobacco because "That stuff kills and nobody likes a Guy with only half of a face" and so everyone either shook their heads or made discusted faces, but here I sat staring up at the teachers my eyes getting bigger and bigger and without thinking I blurted out "YOU COULD BE TWO FACE!", and I got soooooo many dirty looks