#nesfwuh

[aranea-mechanica]

(( a mishmash of @verdigrisprowl & @slenderwave art <3 those babes at the top are hypothetical taraprowl + slenderspide beans

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what kind of spider fucking aficionado do you take me for

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

(( mun said there’s s’posed to be an OK emoji there because, of course. naturally i take you for the most dedicated spider fucking aficionado with impeccable taste and two fabulous tarantulases already in your pocket

[aranea-mechanica]

👌👌👌😏

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

(( the three emojis makes it look like you got three hands, and that’d be a REAL neat trick for so many reasons. even TARA only has two hands amongst all those limbs...

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I don't even have a muse but I would still bang Tarantulas.

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

(( wouldn’t we all, my friend, wouldn’t we all. and what’s to say you’re not your OWN muse? there’s a deep existential question for ya

[aranea-mechanica]

(( damn tho y’all reminding me it’s sexual sunday and now all tarantulas can think about is having kinky holoform sex, thanks

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Tacitus, an Insecticon, sends a query to Incub8. "This one's partner's do not wish for eggs or offspring. Love for partners is too overwhelming to try to change their minds, despite this one's desire for a large Hive. Suggestion of substitute to quell instincts?"

Incub8 replied:

One needn’t necessarily quell such a delicious instinct - if possible, seeking yet another partner who would be willing to build a hive with you would be my ideal suggestion.

If that seems unfeasible, there are certainly ways of manipulating one’s urges, both licit and illicit. Medical professionals, should they be trustworthy and knowledgeable enough for your liking, would be able to assist with various temporary or irreversible surgical procedures, most of which consequently suppress or extinguish the urge to breed. Such procedures do often affect libido as well, for your information. 

Another route could be via medical administration of software patches, but personalizing the coding is often a hassle and/or more costly than some mechs can afford. Generalized patches with options for personalization are also widely available for download across the datanet, but one must be judicious as to what they insert into their systems without expert knowledge.

Ultimately I still advocate for embracing one’s urges to the utmost, inasmuch is possible, but some situations do call for unfortunate restraint.

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@verdigrisprowl - (cont.)

Dead silence. «… You’ve got me in a corner here. Don’t we have a rule against asking questions where the very act of refraining to answer answers it?»

Prowl snorted. «Who doesn’t know what vore is? Hard means chewing and death, soft means swallowing and survival. I’m not sure whether eating off chunks counts as hard or soft—there’s chewing and parts are never returned, but I survived—but whichever it is, your alternate was into that. And Bonecrusher. I’m not, but to a point I’m willing to play along as long as I’m not doing the eating.»

«Hyeh, it was rhetorical - you’re off the hook.» For now, at least.

Tarantulas choked. «I - I personally would consider that vore-without-a-prefix, as it were. But you mean Mesothulas was -» Just, let him digest that. Mesothulas - the other him - had at one point digested Prowl… Whew. OK. And Bonecrusher had too, naturally. With a name like that, it’d be farcical if he wasn’t into vore.

«So - yes, vore. Of course. But what about…» Hm, what’s the oddest kink he can come up with off the top of his processor? «I can’t imagine you haven’t heard of selfcest, seeing as you’re a cognizant member of the multiverse at large, but - as a kink, and not mere autophilia…?»

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Would you put eggs in Prowl?

Tarantulas has an immense amount of experience dodging the heck out of this question. You’re not getting a straight answer from him here, oh no.

(...The answer, clearly, is a resounding yes. However, he’ll have to work out the kinks in the mods he’s preparing for Prowl first, before either of them actually act on the impulse...)