imagine your sister gets caught up in a massive political conspiracy and these are the only two letters you get from her in months text under cut pictured: four letters written by lorelai, maralene, and vanu. the first letter is written in a neat script. the top line is partially cut off. it has a colored picture of mushrooms on it. it reads as follows; “You know, I still can’t believe you almost murdered King Helseth. I mean, he deserves it, but still! Speaking of that whole ordeal, how have you been? It seems both of us are away for your birthday this year. Hopefully Ata and Ama are celebrating in our absence! The Clockwork City is amazing, Va, and Lord Seht is a kind god to serve, but I miss you all. I can’t imagine how you must feel. How’s your Vvardenfellian birthday, Va? Lots of love, Lorelai al-Rihad” the reply is written in a messy scrawl, and reads, “Hi, Lorelai. I’m having the identity crisis of the fucking era. Everything is horrible and I’m going to fight God. Yours, Vanu al-Satakalaam.” the third letter is written in a flowey cursive. it reads, “Speaking of such things, I think I may be winning our little contest. I have had QUITE the journey… It started when the Prince of Wayrest, handsome lad, came to one of my shows. How could I NOT flirt with the man? So, things went from there, and for a good few months everything was fine… until his fiancee discovered our affair! I was run out of the city and told in no uncertain terms that if I ever returned, I would be hanged!I can hardly be to blame for the fact that His Majesty prefers sausage to pork, and yet…Ah, memories. Please, share with me your adventures on that wretched isle you find yourself! I hear times are troubled there. I know going from royal advisor to blade-for-hire is a difficult transition, but I think you can manage just fine with that blade Ama gifted you. Your dearly beloved Brother, and most Esteemed Bard of the Iliac Bay, Maralene at-Masea” the reply, written in the same messy scrawl as before, reads, “Hi Mara. I met Vehk the Circle Talker. Ze’s a bit of a bastard, to be honest. Anyways, I’m off to go destroy the Heart of Lorkhan. Vanu.”
