#never drinking it again

[unoriginal-uninspired]

I need to stop being so last minute omg

[hodgehegposts]

Mum: Try sherry. It's like church wine but nicer.

Me: Okay, but only a small glass.

Mum: *Pours a full glass*

Me: -_-

[amaranteh]

I don't know why people drink coffee to stay awake because I just drank a huge cup and I'm off to bed.