Hodgeheg

Miscellaneous rubbish from a lifelong member of the procrastination society.

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So I created a little aftg discord server for those of us who are on the senior end of the fandom…

If you are 25+ and would like to join then the link is below 😊 any questions let me know.

Check out the All for the chat community on Discord – hang out with 7 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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“What are you looking for on this dating app” world fucking peace what about you? What do you think I’m looking for ffs

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I have added a lot of break up songs to this fic playlist considering it is not actually a break up fic 😅

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Make me write!

Tagged by @islandoforder, send me an ask with one of these emojis and I'll write 5 sentences of a WIP.

👻: Ghost!Eddie / terrible hallmark movie AU

💊: Buck POV pick your poison coda

🗣: Eddie & Maddie pick your poison coda

Tagging @hodgehegposts @captainragtag @glorious-spoon @anaisanais-stuff @atlasblue85 with no pressure, and if you wanna play you can say i tagged you too

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🐶 : chapter 2 of three years (jerejean)

⏰: Shane does therapy (HR)

🃏: dealer’s choice (aftg/HR/9-1-1 though I don’t have time for another fandom)

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At that stage of tired where I am one email or minor inconvenience away from a full on meltdown

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

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Just Like Your Mother

"You're just like your mother."

Ilya is young, the first time he hears it, but it's still enough to have his cheeks flushing and chest puffing with pride.

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All the times Ilya is compared to his mother, and one time someone is compared to him.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Very rude for ao3 to be down when I’m not actually working

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I’ll take care of you.

This was supposed to be posted months ago but when the heated rivalry train crashed into me I got a bit distracted…

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New jerejean 3+1 fic published early while I try and distract myself from real life things

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78653661/chapters/206243101

[cantspellsexywithoutexy]

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I am absolutely bewitched by the thought of someone else ending up being the one that Kevin fully latched onto for protection. And by someone else I mean Katelyn.

Kevin’s on the sidelines and Katelyn is trying to have any excuse to be near Aaron in a way that doesn’t alert Andrew. They get to talking because Katelyn also wants to talk to Aaron about the sport.

Kevin gets kind of comfortable and accidentally drops some of his #lore and Katelyn feels an instinctive need to protect him and then it’s the job of the cheer squad to protect Kevin.

Unfathomable violence is something Riko knows but REGINA GEORGE LEVELS OF SOCIAL ENGINEERING / WARFARE IS NOT IN HIS WHEELHOUSE.

Not to mention the Vixens are not like the Foxes. They, mostly I assume, don’t have dark, troubled, exploitable pasts. Like the worst dirt Riko can find on any of them is that maybe Kelsey slept with her HS BFF’s BF and yeah Tia changed her name but thats because her mom named her Gertrude after her aunt who was seemingly on death’s door at the time of her birth but then had the audacity to live and make it awkward and Tia hates her.

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When ball is EVERYTHING.

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I’ve solved the Jabberwocky problem when Jean graduates.

The FBI apartment only lasts until after the trial. Realistically that is not going to happen much before the end of Jean’s final year, so he and Cat can stay there until then. Then, the old house is fully repaired, Cat and Laila move back there but oh no, they can’t have pets! So Jean takes custody of Jabberwocky and moves to whatever team Jeremy is on and they rent a pet friendly place together and boom the issue of who gets Jabberwocky is resolved and also Cat and Laila get their home back after the fire.

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When you have to put yourself into time out twice in one day because people are irritating you online

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And then suddenly Jean didn’t feel the cold anymore

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Sunday whatever number of sentences

Jean turns and curses when he sees it’s Jeremy, looking bright and beautiful as always but this time without the safety of the kitchen door that usually separates the two of them. Jean wants to smile back, wants to hide at home or in the kitchen, wants desperately to drag Jeremy into a kiss pressed up against the noticeboard. The last option is wildly inappropriate, the second not an option and a smile utterly beyond him in the moment, so all that actually happens is an unbidden scowl. Jeremy’s smile drops a little in intensity, turns uncertain in the wake of Jean’s expression, and Jean flounders as he tries to compensate.

“Can I help you?”

The intention was for it to be helpful, the sort of polite offer to put customers at ease that Rhemann was always trying to get them to do, but unfortunately what actually manages to come out is rude and tense even to Jean. It’s a far cry from the simple ‘hello’ Cat had originally suggested, and he’s pretty sure that the ground opening up to swallow him whole would not be the worst thing to happen to him in that moment. 

“I was just - could I have a latte, please?” Jeremy asks, not quite meeting Jean’s eyes, and Jean nods, a little jerky movement that in no way could be considered natural whilst his stomach sinks at Jeremy’s downturned expression. He rings up the order quietly and moves over to the machine to do battle, praying for just a little cooperation, and he does manage to at least coax out an at least serviceable latte. It doesn’t have any of the fancy swirls or leaves, but Jean is confident that it won’t, at least, be confused for a cappuccino and he caps a lid on tightly before sliding it over to Jeremy.

“Here you go.”