#never needles

[professorlaytondestroyedmyfeels]

My parents keep pressuring me to get a blood test because they say they're "worried about what's wrong with me" and think I'm anemic and I appreciate their concern and all but I would rather trek through every single fictional and fantasy version of hell, face their gods and ascend their thrones in alphabetical order than ever have a needle shoved into my arm.

That or get put under anesthesia that makes me loopy goofy