#never vodka

[flatwoodswitch]

i feel like i give pina colada espresso martini girl, but i'm a scotch and whiskey girl.

[shinanniegh]

I feel like i’m dying and I have to go to work in an hour....

help

[fuckinggidiott]

I'm interested in this vodka story?

Daaang when did i get this? I remember the post but I cant seem to find it 😒So basically, it was freshman year of college in September. I was the first person to have a birthday in my dorm and it so happened to be on a Friday. Of course, every freshman has to go all out their first year w drinks and weed and the whole gist. My friends decided to surprise me with a handle of Raspberry Smirnoff. We finished the bottle on my birthday and the next day, I decided to go eat at the cafeteria with my friend. My hungover dumbass decides to, not eat real food on an upset stomach, but instead WATERMELON. I got home about 20 minutes later and didn’t feel so good. I figured I was going to throw up but someone was in the bathroom and I didn’t want to barf in the garbage can in my bedroom. So naturally(in what world) i run to the kitchen and think of barfing in the sink so it can be flushed out/down whatever with water. BUT there was a pile of dishes there so i turn around and barf in the already overfilled garbage canThis is why I will never drink vodka again 😊