[flatwoodswitch]

in my defense, i know fuck all about the west coast.

[flatwoodswitch]

i am blue collar in a way.

[flatwoodswitch]

our version of eurovision is ethel vs doechii vs ariana. death match in the ring. lead in glove.

[flatwoodswitch]

trans men have really good taste in porn, but music idk. does ethel cain and hamilton belong on the same playlist?

[flatwoodswitch]

i've decided to lana del ray 'just ride'

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[flatwoodswitch]

i kind want to smell like a cigar. and gasoline. let me in the cologne factory.

[helloitsbees]

[benson-notboone]

[flatwoodswitch]

am i being xenophobic for thinking it is very italian to wear a lot of cologne but no deodorant?

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Armando Iannucci sits at a wooden table in a Tudor kitchen, holding a fork in one fist. He asks, "Will this stop if I...?" He braces the fork against the table, in front of his open mouth, and mimes hitting himself on the back of the head. End ID.]

[flatwoodswitch]

there was a cute twink who got on the squat after me. kid was bouncing like rabbit through those sets. babe slow down. drop the weight a little.

[flatwoodswitch]

[demisexualdiaz]

Ryan at Rescueverse Nashville Con May 30th, 2026

[eddieseason]

Okay.

[survivaltips-blog]

[shaunashipman]

TASKMASTER 21.04 "Lou Reed And The Wombles"