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27-any/all-floridian 🔞

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i'm rooting for falklands independence movement. is there even a native population there. don't know don't care.

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i probably should have took reintroducing fermented foods a little slower.

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shoutout to my neighbor throwing out a really nice wool desk chair with visible cum stains. old school.

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really into gnomes right now.

[nicholas-ramirez]

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there is not a feature of the house i haven't fucked with. i've unclogged a garbage disposal by removing it twice while home alone. i've resembled a thermostat. i've helped install fans and lights like you wouldn't believe. if there was a moving job. i was there.

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father son forcemasc roleplay but i'm just forcing you to do manual labour twice a week at any random hour.

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i found a journal entry from college earlier today:

'i'm waiting for trains to come back in fashion.

i wish i was born in britian.

iced red eye with cream.'

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surely someone has done gift of the gape. that's a good fistpig username right there.

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in my friend fiction you get mauled by a forest demon.

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i would probably end up in an irish forest demon's liar, cause i read about it in an obscure manuscript. so i'm the fool really.

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i didn't realize kissing the blarney stone was supposed to give you the gift of the gab. i thought it was just luck. it's funny cause i met a kid in college who bragged about kissing it, and he was fucking insufferable.

[hornestills]

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i got fired from the olympics marketing team for pitching cock rings for every continent.

[refusetheboxart]

Almost finished.

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tightest tush in tuscaloosa.

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