#never-been-deader

[totallyknowscpr]

+never-been-deader

"If you don't get your hand out of that cookie jar in ten seconds, I will tase your ass, Wilson."

[fallofanavenger-blog]

He grinned. "Naw, I just /really/ wanted to say that. So how are the super-dorks? Revengers... whatever they're called now."

"Avengers. They're well. Hopefully doing better now that they know I'm alive."

[fallofanavenger-blog]

Wade giggled, "That's /awesome/. And much more impressive seeing as you're all... human and stuff." He paused, rubbing his chin. "It's been quiet. A bit... /too/ quiet..."

He chuckled. "A bit suspicious, are you, Wade?"

[fallofanavenger-blog]

"OH MY GOSH it's my favorite armed babysitter! The rumor mill's been churning out obituaries about you, Phillip. Oooh! Are you on the run? Did you kill a man in Reno, just to watch him die?"

"Wade Wilson. Right, well, it seems you're not the only one who can cheat death. A whole minute and forty-two seconds I was dead." Eight seconds. He was dead for eight seconds. "It's good to be back. How are you?"

[asksylar]

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[text] we should go killlling sumtime.

[text] and eat lotsa foodd

[text] i want a fucking mask

[text] im a supa villian afterrall

[text]u shoyld myke me a costume

[pureviil]

never-been-deader replied to your post: “What’s up, goldylocks? Seems you could do with some counseling. Maybe a little chocolate and snuggles.”

“See what I mean? I offer chocolate and you threaten to kill me. Freud would crap his pants at the opportunity to work you over.”

"What can I say? Threatening is my nature and it's what I was practically born to do."

[pureviil]

"What's up, goldylocks? Seems you could do with some counseling. Maybe a little chocolate and snuggles."

"I could do with snapping your neck actually but I shall refrain myself from doing that. I don't need any counselling actually so I can't be exactly sure where you got that idea from."