you wear a wig? wait, no we’ve met before haven’t we? i could’ve…
hm. weird. okay. to start again i suppose, i am john, hello, what is your name?
no i said i know some people whod flip their wigs at no point in time did i say i was wearing a wig keep up dude i know i tend to spew a lot but its not like i use a bizarre vocabulary or anything you dont need a translator to keep up with me do you do i need to get a translator we probably have one kicking around the school somewhere
no weve never met youve probably met a davesprite or a dave somewhere along the lines but i am not they i am my own independent birdman and i demand recognition for my unique individuality
my name is indeed davesprite or ds or dave i dont actually give a hoot whatcha wanna call me that was more of an expansive comment like not all people who are dave and are also sprites like to be addressed as davesprite some of them have very particular names and you gotta respect that