Life as an INFP:
1. People thinking you're weird because you do things differently to them
2. When you're actually weird but you own it
3. Constant existential crisis
4. Food
5. Procrastination
6. Starting a 1000 new books and never finishing any of them
7. Being that person who reads 7 books at any one time cos #yolo I can keep up with 12 different plot lines.
8. Taking up 1000 hobbies like Beekeeping.
9. I took up beekeeping, until a bee got in my damn suit, and stung me in the eyelid. Still got goddamn trauma from it.
10. Getting sidetracked and end up writing unnecessary paragraphs of pure rambling, and writing it as a separate point to the point on which it is about.
11. Preferring to write than speak
12. Probs likes Tim Burton films
13. Probs relates to Charlie from Perks of Being A Wallflower
14. Forget how to speak when some talks to you *cold sweats*
15. More food
15. "Why am I the way I am?"
16. Wrote 15. Twice and couldn't be bothered to change it cos it's 1am and cos YOLO
17. Probs an old soul who thinks they were born in the wrong era.
18. Forever mistyped as shy when you're just an introvert because there's A GODDAMN DIFFERENCE CLAIRE
19. Even more food
20. Feel like an outsider in a group of friends you've known for years
21. Eventually lose them friends and continue living life with a plant as your friend
22. Was the quiet one in school
23. Probs excelled in English and History
24. Had anxiety and depression at some point
25. Probs still has anxiety and depression cos its a bitch that won't go away and you too anxious or depressed to get help
26. Has an overbearing parent/guardian/family member who just wants to ✨ understand you ✨ but end up acting like a total bitch to you which makes you hate yourself
27. Slowly realises that this list is getting very deep and depressing very fast
28. Has an eclectic taste in music/books/films/TV shows
29. Uses words like eclectic to sound smart
30. More food
31. Writes stuff with 1% battery hoping our phone doesn't die before finding a charger
32. Realises that this list is still going eventhough you're running out of ideas
33. Making any random shizz up because you've got nothing better to do
34. Randomly changing font colour because y not.
35. Used to love heroes in stuff but now totally loves the villain cos who doesn't love a psychotic meglomaniac
@ Tate Langdon from AHS. oofff 🔥
36. Probs read this entire thing out of solidarity to the person who wrote it.
