#nevertriedhobbitses

[archerprince]

ew a wild gollum on m'dash

[archerprince]

nevertriedhobbitses replied to your post: A dwarfseses? We can eats it!

[gasps] It sayssss we can’t eatss it!

[Pulls out his blade]  Of course, y'can't eat 'em!  What kind of person eats a Dwarf!?

[archerprince]

/creys because gollum's on my dash and i just

[archerprince]

A dwarfseses? We can eats it!

No, you can’t!

[fangedfirecracker]

gollum wishes you much congratsessssss

It's gotta be the pain meds. Gotta be. There is no way there is a freakin' Lord of the Rings character talkin' to me. An'... congratulating me for some... reason...

Definitely the pain meds.

[dearlittlealice-archive]

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[eryllossoferyngalen-blog]

nevertriedhobbitses has entered the Woodland Realm

"Guards! There!" Erylloss mentally contacted them to point out where she had caught sight of the creature. They had been alerted to its appearance in the woods a while before and Erylloss had lead one of the search parties out to track it down. 

She made no sound as she moved towards the tree she had seen it climb moments before, a squirrel it had just caught in its mouth. She had her bow in hand and notched an arrow as she neared the base of the oak and waited for the guard to join her, concealed in the undergrowth.

[filiyellowbeard-blog]

nevertriedhobbitses

[Tries smiling but can't get over... everything that he is. Just squinting, bearing teeth, thinking it's a smile]