Feb 3, 2013
Operating room nurse
Doctor B: Condom *hands waiting*
me: Doc ano po?
Doctor B: Condom.
me: *looked at the circulating nurse for moral support*
Doctor: Clamp.
Circulating nurse: Doc condom ready. *dropped the strawberry flavored condom in the sterile area*
Me: Doc condom ready na po *opened condom wrapper*.
--after closing the site
Doctor B: Nasan na yung condom? Oh bat mo pa inopen? Tapos na yung surgery, saan ko pa gagamitin yan? Sayang naman nyan. Ano ng gagawin natin dyan ma'am? *face of death*
Me: Doc air freshener na lang po *poker face*