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"Welcome to 'Casa del Coach!'," Nicky said way too loudly, startling Neil half to death. The only thing that gave away the feeling, though, would have been his hands reaching for a gun at his hip that simply wasn't there. "You'll be staying in the living room suite with the beautiful view to absolutely nothing. May I take your bags?" Despite the Spanish he used, he had a fake accent that sounded halfway British and French that made Neil's brain hurt.
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