#niccanons

[saturninemartial]

even in canonverse romice, andrei is sooooo much older than leifur wtf

like andrei is like 4000-4500 years old. that's pretty hard to beat. he's a fucking grandpa. and leif would never let him forget tbh

"good morning kjæri do you need help getting out of bed. don't want your old brittle bones to break"

[saturninemartial]

when it comes to christmas fanaticism, ro comes right after fin. ro is an extremely close second

as in, he's probably gearing up right now; and when sfantul andrei comes, he just. explodes.

[saturninemartial]

ok, premise of romswe sburb au:

ber and andrei have been online friends since they were 11/12. they met on an online forum for fans of a certain type of book; and they managed to stay in touch. they're now 17. they both sort of have a crush on each other. andrei decides to share this game with his friend; but he ends up having to share with his lil bro auggie, who then shares with his friends. sburb chaos ensues.

andrei - ro

augustin/auggie - mol

örjan - ladonia

imogen/gen - wy

the munchkins are all like 12/13

god tiers, moons,, and strife specibi under the cut

Andrei – Knight of Time; scythekind, trophykind; Derse

Ber – Heir of Void; hammerkind, scrwdrvrkind, wrenchkind, plierkind; Prospit

Auggie – Page of Space; lampkind, cleaverkind, shoekind; Prospit

Örjan – Rogue of Blood; hatchetkind, golfclubkind; Derse

Peter – Prince of Breath; hckystckkind, pipekind; Prospit

Imogen – Witch of Light; nailgunkind, bowkind, needlekind; Derse

order of god tiers: peter, auggie, örjan, andrei, gen, ber

andrei and ber kinda become the parents of these kids. they each ensure that the munchkins get to their quest beds (andrei for gen and auggie; ber for orange and peter). 

the munchkins all agree that ber and andrei need to kiss

[saturninemartial]

aph ro trying for centuries to grow a cool beard; but every time, there's a freak accident and it gets mostly burnt off

[saturninemartial]

aph romania's sense of style is so atrocious it's actually kind of golden

he loves bright colors. and patterns. and god, does he love floral print the most. bright floral print shirts with colored pants!

and he has no sense of matching colors either. he either clashes amazingly, or just wears different shades of one color.

this is yet another reason he is a "forgotten" member of the romance nations