#nicepeopleugh

[dearsociopaths-blog]

God and man don't believe in modern love

Dear Sociopaths,

A really nice, sweet guy I'm dating just told me he loves me. What do I do?

Please consider the environment before printing this email,

Loved Against My Will

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Dear Loved,

[too busy panicking at the prospect of this happening to them to type out a coherent answer]

Love,

Sociopaths