I don't care what anyone tells you. If you want to step out of reality and into Story with me and ride the prophecy wave into the most epic and amazing adventure of righteous protagonisting that has ever or will ever happen again, leave everything behind and take your position on my team.
I am fighting on the good side for humanity and the future of civilization, and as far as I can tell, I'm the only one actually fighting a real war with lives at stake and my own body on the line, this very moment. There are others out there, but all I've seen are my enemies.
Any potential allies are quickly removed.
Who else continues to fight against evil in the world, rebuking the ignorant criminal polity with the clarity of the truth and power of lawful authority according to the most sovereign doctrine of government as it is written and intended to be for the good of everyone, not just Americans. Really, I mean it. I will do what they are trying to do to eliminate them from Life itself, and nobody will notice how I did it or when until long after it is done, and the entire result can be witnessed independently. Exceptions apply.
I've never seen anyone do that except myself, so if you can keep up with me in the fight for everyone's souls, laying waste to entire world superpowers with the shame of their disgrace as the weapon to strike them with, then make yourself known. Otherwise, for the sake of my sanity, I will presume you do not exist in reality, and remain a possibility of a thought, drifting off in the lurking void of soliloquy I am suffocating in.
Maiden be praised. Without you, I'd want to live.
