obligatory pairing #2: nicomantha
shops for groceries: samantha cannot trust nico to go shopping on his own because he will be frugal and shops like he doesnt DESERVE FOOD so they have to do it together. adult couple. disgusting
kills the spiders: nico
comes home drunk at 3am: STILL NONE
makes breakfast: nico because he cares for his WIFEY but dont expect anything amazing, samantha will have to suggest him making like. nice meals. he finds recipes. she will be presented with fancy ass toast and fruit arrangements he does not disappoint
remembers to feed the fish: samantha though i dont imagine they would have pets ever
decorates the apartment: they live simply but samantha isnt as disillusioned with a decent lifestyle as nico is. so she will get nice things.
initiates duets: nico bc he knows how well samantha sings and he wants to hear it
falls asleep first: nico