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Alén: I licked it, so it’s mine! Carolina: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Alén: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Carolina: It’s called arson and those are witnesses.

Caterine: I’m gonna take you out.

Alessandra: Okay, it’s a date.

Caterine: I meant that as a threat.

Alessandra: … I’ll pick you up at 7.

Carolina: We should kill him but make it seem like an accident.

Alén: Say no more.

[later]

Technocracy agent: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

Technocracy Agent: You can say, “Have a nice day” without a problem.

Technocracy Agent : But you can’t say, “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.

Sentinel: How did you get into our house?

Alén: You gotta force them to stop. This is going to be a fight, the rest of the Recta Provincia is not nice like me! Carolina: Ummmm...

Alén: EXACTLY.

Katerine: Has anyone at any point in your life actually told you they love you?

Alén: Does family count?

Katerine: Yes

Alén: Then no.

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