#niffty asks

[maidniffty]

hi nifty!

Niffty suddenly appears inches from your face, her eye fixated on you with an intense, unwavering stare. "Hello! Who are you?"

[maidniffty]

🔪

Here you go! Why don’t you run along and find something to stab.

Niffty gasps as she grabs the knife. "I'm going to stab so. many. things!" she exclaims, before running off gleefully.

[maidniffty]

You said "bad boys only", I'm a bad girl, does that count?

Anyway, here's my question: what do you think of the people who ship you with Baxter?

“Bad girl? Hehe—sure! Bad is bad!” she chirps, nodding like that settles it completely.

She squints a at the word ship, head tilting. “Ship… like a boat? Or mail?”

Niffty blinks. Then giggles.

“People can ship me wherever they want, I guess! Baxter’s fun and makes bugs do stuff, so I like him! That’s it!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty, how's your depth perception?

Niffty slowly blinked up, tilting her head like she was solving the mysteries of the cosmos. “Depth… perception? What’s that?”

Before the words even left her mouth, a roach zipped across the floor and—WHAM!—her oversized needle came crashing down, missing by a mile. She jabbed again. Miss. Again. Miss. Again… and again… and again.

No matter how many times she whiffed, she kept swinging with manic determination, squealing with excitement, until she and the roach eventually skittered out of sight.

[maidniffty]

Hey Niffty! I just came from this other universe where a cat-themed apocalypse is starting and I have a sample of a virus there called the cat virus! It turns people into cats. It’s a magic virus, of course.

Anyways, would you like the sample? I feel like you’d have fun with it.

(OOC: btw the cat virus isn’t something I made up lol. It’s a reference to another Hazbin RP group here on tumblr that is currently starting a ‘catpocalypse’ event)

"A... cat... virus?" Niffty asked incredulously, her eye darting around the anon's face, searching for any sign of a joke.

"YES! I WANT IT!" she exclaimed, her voice filled with an almost manic excitement.