#nigerian kid problems

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Nigerian Kid Problems

when your clothes smell like the spinach stew and jellof rice mom made because pepper has no chill

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coming home for the weekend

most families: omg you must be so tired, sit, lets cook for you, are you alright

my family: oh we have been waiting for you, so we have not yet eaten... go and make eba(dinner) oh and we have a list of chores for you to do.

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The only thing i hate about being nigerian is going through airport security and filling visa forms -.- 

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Struggles of a Nigerian child

Trying to figure out what "dis tin" or "dat tin" is. No seriously mum what is the tin?!?!?

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Cooking with the father

Now he got me singing the "maggi song" and it goes a little like this: "oh maggi, ooohhh maggi. Maggi obu otu idi. Maggi ubo otu ina to. Magi me re......" Eehh I can't spell the rest. My igbo people know what i'm talking about though....lol

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My dad asked me to slice the pawpaw (a.k.a papaya) he bought and I randomly bursted out singing the old nursery school rhyme: "pawpaw is a kind of friut. Pawpaw is a kind of friut. Sweet like sugar, yellow like fanta. Every body likes pawpaw!" .........yes, he was looking at me like I was mental.