ahsoka, 3 seconds after someone stuck a lightsaber in her arm: 'tis but a scratch! no mortal wound could deter me!
ahsoka, shrugging, with the lightsaber still stuck in her arm: “I’ve had worse.”

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ahsoka, 3 seconds after someone stuck a lightsaber in her arm: 'tis but a scratch! no mortal wound could deter me!
ahsoka, shrugging, with the lightsaber still stuck in her arm: “I’ve had worse.”
I see your fake married rexwalker au and raise you: they got married by accident in space vegas and it was too much work to have it annulled. it happened a few months before ahsoka became anakin’s padawan and then she finds the paperwork.
Rex and Anakin had to get married for a mission and they just never got it annulled and then one day.
Ahsoka is going through holorecords, for the first time ever, trying to find something, or maybe just snooping through Anakin’s files until she sees a document labeled ‘Marriage certificate’ dated 5 months before she arrived and Ahsoka being curious opens it up and she’s shocked to see that it is a real authentic marriage ceriticate and before she can even think who’s it is she scrolls down further and promptly drops the tablet, jaw drops open, and almost falls out of her chair when her eyes saw the names ‘Anakin and Rex Skywalker’ (or could be fake names, but better if its real) legally married.
Ahsoka can only sit there in disbelief thinking when and how those two got married and it even says Padme Amidala as a witness down the bottom of the document then with further investigating she notices that they actually never got divorced and have been legally married for almost a year, or could be longer.
Now Ahsoka doesn’t know that they had to get married for the mission she automatically assumes that Rex and Anakin are in love, which they are, and got married secretly and can’t tell anyone, cause of the silly jedi rules, which breaks her heart thinking that two people she cares about have been hiding their relationship and not telling her about it, of course there isn’t any relationship, yet.
A few weeks/months go by and Ahsoka has kept the marriage secret to herself, scared about what could happen, but at times she tries to tell Rex and Anakin and hoping they’ll tell her themselves saying things like “You guys can tell me anything right?” “Why don’t you sit next to each other” “Don’t worry I’ll leave you two alone *winks*” “I’m really happy for you both” which has both Rex and Anakin confused AF
And then one day Ahsoka sits them down alone and hands them a wedding present and says her best maid of honour speech, cause she definitely would be at their actual wedding, saying things about their love and happiness and “you really must care about each other” before ending off her speech with “I know that you two are married, you don’t have to hide it from me” and she finishes expecting them to cry and hug her and confess everything but looking at Rex and Anakin they’re just really confused, red in the face, and not saying anything at all and that’s how Ahsoka finds out they only got married for a mission, they’re not together (they both wish it though), they just never bothered getting annulled. And Ahsoka smiles and nods saying she understands and when they leave she takes a deep breath and starts planning operation: How to get Anakin and Rex to confess their love and have an actual wedding.
going to be brave off anon: the first time we interacted I was absolutely terrified because you're so cool ajsjjs
shshshs says you!!
You’re also super impressive and cool and gosh! I’m def glad we’re talking :D
sih is like naked and afraid, except jon is naked but dooku’s the one afraid
He’s not afraid yet but he will be.
okay but on the subject of mat baynton/horrible histories,, apparently patacuti has a geordie accent and I am Conflicted
Wait are you saying the actual pachacuti had a geordie accent or just the one played by matt baynton bc if it's the real pachacuti that would be very impressive
I thought I'd missed literature hours for a moment but then saw the pinned post, phew! okay so I just started reading the first discworld novel and it's just. /fantastic/, like holy shit
Aaaahhh Lov!!! So glad you could join us <3
I, alas, have never read a Terry Pratchett book :((( mostly because for an embarrassingly long time i kept confusing him with terry goodkind dfshfshfh BUT now that I know who he ACTUALLY is I really want to start reading more of his works!!!
Just from the Wikipedia page, I’m seeing that Discworld “frequently [parodies] or [takes] inspiration from J. R. R. Tolkien, Robert E. Howard, H. P. Lovecraft, Charles Dickens, and William Shakespeare, as well as mythology, folklore, and fairy tales, often using them for satirical parallels with cultural, political, and scientific issues” and honestly this sounds right up my alley!! I’m also deeply sorry to hear that the author has since died--he seems like he was a man of both immense talent and immense likeability, as far as I in my limited knowledge can tell.
Anyway, Lov, you seem like you have taste.
It’s Literature Hours!
thank you for my life,, for the rexwalker content,,,, it really is the rexwalker resistance huh and you’re the leonardo da vinci of it all asjjsjsjj
kjhgsfd oh gosh thank you for your support <3<3<3 and... LONG LIVE THE REXWALKER RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
are you still doing asks about favourite songs/shows/movies? one of my favourite songs is do what you want by fitz and the tantrums.
Yes I am! Send in your favourites or recommendations or ask me anything!
Also, I just listened to this song and I really like it 👍🏻