Incorrect Quotes Blog For Star Wars Rebels

Incorrect quotes for Star Wars Rebels Ask me stuff

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Kanan: I am blinded by your beauty!

Hera: One day, you gotta stop with these…

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Ezra: How many different lightsaber colours do you think there are?

Zeb: How would I know?

Ezra: I mean, there’s gotta be a limit, but like

Ezra: what would happen if I were to combine mine and Kanan’s lightsabers? Do you think the coulours would mix? Maybe they wouldn’t mix but be both colours at the same time? Maybe it would-

Kanan in the next room, who’s been listening the whole time, absolutely horrified: Where did I go wrong

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Imperial Soldier: Be careful! That blue haired guy isn’t just anyone, he’s Jabba the Hutt!

Agent Kallus: You have Jabba… the Hutt…

Agent Kallus:

Agent Kallus: It is quite literally in the name

Imperial Soldier: …

Agent Kallus: I had zero expectations for you, but you’ve still managed to disappoint me

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Ezra: What even is the meaning of life? Are we just born to suffer?

Sabine: Ezra, Zeb ate your last meiloorun. Out of all the things that happened the past weeks, this is NOT the time to be melodramatic about.

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Kanan: …what are you doing?

Ezra: I am training, obviously

Kanan:

Kanan, exhausted: Seeing how close to a sleeping Zeb you can force levitate Loth Cats before he wakes up is NOT training

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Ezra: THAT‘S IT! I’m never gonna talk with any of you ever again!

Sabine: You’ve said this a hundred times but unfortunately you never keep your promise

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Ezra: Zeb, do you believe every Rebel crew has their own aggressive electrocuting murder-droid?

Ezra: Or was it only us that got lucky

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Sabine: Have you seen Hera? I want to show her my new art

Kanan: I think she is busy at the moment

Ezra: You can show me your new art though

Sabine: …but you’re not Hera

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Kanan: Ezra, have you ever stopped to think about it before?

Sabine: I don’t believe he even knows how to think

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Kallus: Look, I might not know everything about Jedi-stuff

Kallus: But are there supposed to be about ten floating Loth Cats outside?

Hera: Ten floating what???

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Hera: Sabine, do you remember when we talked about the importance of having the right priorities?

Sabine: Yes, of course

Hera: Then why did you not listen?

Sabine: I did listen! I simply have decided that, when infiltrating an Imperial base, my utmost priority is leaving behind my works of art on every wall

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Zeb: If you tried really hard, could you use the force to let Chopper electrocute himself?

Ezra, suddenly very curious: How can we know it if we never try it

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Ezra: Logically speaking, I know the Empire doesn’t have a “Most Annoying Prisoners of the Month” ranking

Ezra: But deep in my heart, I just know I’d make the top of the ranking every time

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Sabine: Heyy there’s, umm, smoke coming from your room, is that supposed to be?

Ezra: What? Oh yes, of course, yes, definitely supposed to happen

*Sabine leaves

Ezra, frantically: ZEB, SOMETHING WENT WRONG

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Rex: Hey, I’m Rex, what’s your name?

Ezra: That depends entirely on the circumstances

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*Hondo meeting Zeb for the first time

Hondo, confused: Are you a teddy bear??

Zeb, even more confused: Am I a what????

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Ezra: Today will be a good day!

Hera: Hey everyone, I think we’re out of meilooruns

Ezra: Today will be the worst day ever