Wake up every morning like a Bitch is just so pretty!
Kiss my man and say his schpeal; he's out the door by 6:30!
Make my coffee, feed the dogs, the house feels empty already!
Wash my face, change my clothes; I need a nap already!
Is this depression or just menopause; or am I just that petty?
Don't wanna cook, don't wanna clean, either Sleep or Party Hardy; they just ain't no in between! Oh shit there go that Petty!
I'm wide awake and ready now, oh you need a min? Now I'm sleepy. Am I whitty? Nope! I'm salty! And a lil bit sweaty!
Here it go; that menopause, not men-o keep going! Now I'm not ready!
But fuck here we go! Welcome in 3 new personalities to choose from! The Maiden came with 3, The Mother with a few more; now I'm happy to announce as the Crone I have 3 new wonders yet to behold!
The Bitch Beyond
The Bitch No You Didn't
The Bitch Wish You Fuckin Would!
Here's to being a Leo and 9 fully fledged and graduated personalities! 🫶
Yay 48 and Menopausal Fucking Bullshit! 🔥🙏🫶