I know that I said that I ship Boy Jerry and Melissa but now I kind of just want them to be problematic psychotic besties who commit crimes together

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I know that I said that I ship Boy Jerry and Melissa but now I kind of just want them to be problematic psychotic besties who commit crimes together
And when the sun shines down upon us, We'll know we’re righteous, babe We survived the crisis, babe And when the sun shines down over Cali, We don't need a license, 'Cause love will drive us!
hello :D idk if you're still doing hatchetfield headcanons but if you are then may i ask if you have any metzger headcanons? tysm and have a great day/night :D
I am I am I am!!! Keep them coming please guys ::3
I don’t have TOO many for the Metzgers, but I do have some. Mostly about how badly they’d stink since they live in the woods and they all look incredibly stinky
Carl looks like he eats mud and swallows live frogs
Louie like, only wears plaid shirts and hardly changes his clothes. His wardrobe is only plaid and jeans, and he only has like 2 pairs of each. He reeks like shit prolly idk
Lars likes to run around and scare the nighthawks
Neither of Bobs legs work very well, this HC is based on like, his first appearance where I THINK he’s having his sons carry him around on a chair (correct me if I’m wrong I haven’t seen Perkys Buds in a while)
None of the boys have the same mom
Carl is the youngest but the tallest of the three, Louie is the oldest but unfortunately the shortest
Lars is the most cleanly out of all of the Metzgers, they all reek but he reeks the least.
Carl probably barks at animals idk
Bob is a chain smoker
That’s all I think? Sorry this took so long
Boy Jerry: I'm Jerry with a y.
Girl Jeri: And I'm Jeri with an I! I'm a dance major!
Boy Jerry: And I'm not.
Girl Jeri: *starts dancing* 5,6,7,8 doo doo AND TURN!
To be perfectly honest I started shipping Boy Jerry and Melissa when I realized that I felt the same way about them. They're both very silly psychos that I love but hate them romantically paired with who they canonically like.
Sorry about another pull but when I ask Jon Matteson about Boy Jerry would you be more interested in me asking hearing about his backstory or his dynamic with Melissa or Ted?
BACKSTORY!!! GIVE ME THE LORE
Dynamics, I want to know how they would interact
here for results
How basic am I for having Hey Melissa, Yellow Jacket, and Abstinence Camp as my favorite nightmare time episodes?
I do really enjoy Forever and Always but I had to pause a couple times before Paul was so out of character my first time watching it. It made sense later on but still. If it wasn't for that, I would probably like it as much as the other three.