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Trick and Treat

http://archiveofourown.org/works/12587356/chapters/28669312

This is an older Loki/Sophie drabble. I was wondering if it’s worth it to go back and finish it. Let @nightmareofcat and I know what you think. Thanks and Happy Halloween.

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Act of God

A heads up ... You may have noticed a stalling in our posts and updates on ‘Act of God’, unfortunately we will probably be on a hiatus with this story for awhile. Have no fear, it will be completed @nightmareofcat and I promise that. We will keep everyone updated and scream like banshees when we start posting again. Let me know if you’d like me to tag you about it.

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I just want to say thank you to my writing partner @nightmareofcat. We wrote this a LONG time ago and I remember she was nervous about if Loki’s reaction here was the correct course of action. I’m sure she thought that I was placating her when I told her it was perfect. But over the past week or so I have been cycling panic attacks and this tiny bit of writing from “Act of God” has pulled me out of a spiral more than a few times and let me breathe. Thank you, babe.

The elevator door closed on Loki and Sophie as the agents entered the hall. In the elevator Sophie huddled silently in the corner.

She looked down and saw that her hands were shaking. "Was it hot in this elevator?" she thought.

Yes, it was hot and hard to breathe. Each breath was harder than the last. Was it always this small? The walls were closing in weren't they? Loki was standing so close to her. So very close, even though she was already in the corner. She was breathing heavily. He was too though. With his lips slightly parted and nostrils flaring, he was staring at her. Why was this taking so long?

Sophie looked around and realized that she hadn't hit the button yet. She stepped forward and pushed a button with a shaking finger and shifted back to the corner.

He, of all people, could see a panic attack happening. Loki could distinctly remember, through the fog of rage that still clouded his thoughts, the nightmare she told him of. Loki looked down at himself, covered in blood, he looked just like the monster she dreamed of. Before he could even think of helping her he had to calm himself down. Slow, steady breaths. Eyes closed briefly to mentally erase his own demons. When he felt calm once again and his pulse evened out, he set to work on her.  

"Sophie….Sophie, look at me." Loki made sure he was not touching her and stood back against the wall of the elevator. "Breathe Sophie, come on now. Look into my eyes." More coaxing and finally she uncurled herself long enough to look into his eyes. "That’s my girl, focus on me. Breathe…."

"If you can, I want you to come to me. The monster is gone now Sophie, Now I am the same man that you woke up with this morning. See me right now as I am, not as I was……That’s it, good girl." Sophie stepped gingerly within his arms. Loki slowly moved his arms around her, taking care not to move too quickly to spook her any more than necessary.  

Embracing her fully against his chest, he kept with trying to talk her down. “Very good my darling, keep breathing. Slow, steady….in through your nose, out through your mouth. Focus on the rhythm of my heart, the sound of the air filling my lungs.” He could feel her start to relax, her own respiration returning to normal.  

The elevator arrived on the top floor with a ding. Loki lead her to the door of the apartment, only releasing her long enough to unlock the door. Once inside they dropped the bags by the door, Loki lead her to the sofa and sat, pulling her down to sit on his lap and cradling her head back to his chest.

"You know, darling…." He whispered into her hair. "The next time I have you quivering in my arms, it will not be from terror." Loki barked out a laugh when she slapped his chest.

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Act of God

Oh good heavens! I just realized we missed our TWO YEAR anniversary. *facepalm* @nightmareofcat and I have been working with “Act of God” for a little over TWO YEARS!

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Not Quite Act of God links

From time to time @nightmareofcat and I veer off of the main story and do what we call Oubliettes, one shot stories with Sophie and Loki that have no bearing on the plot line in “Act of God”. The events in these stories are irrelevant to our main story and sometimes completely contradict it. In these Loki can be human, Sophie can have fallen for the “wrong’ guy, etc... We still think they are fun though, so in case you have missed them popping up in the past, I’ll link to them here in one post. I think I may have missed some, but I’ll add them and reblog when I come across them. They have never been complied in one place.

PS. Happy belated @wolfsmom1. Hopefully there is something new to you here.

A Christmas Eve - no Loki here, sorry, it’s Sophie and ummm someone else

Thanksgiving - We crowd sourced the ideas for this one to celebrate writing AoG for a whole year. Thanks guys.

Beautiful I’s - A completely different universe where a human Loki and Sophie meet online.

Trick or Treat - Another human Loki AU. This is a very recent thread and isn’t finished or cleaned up yet.

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Outtake Time- Loki and Sophie

It’s been awhile since we have tossed one of these out there. So, as usual, @nightmareofcat is Loki and Becky is Sophie. They are just hanging out being themselves. (Just for the record, Sophie’s mun isn’t 100% sure that Davenport, Iowa exists.)

[10/25/2016 12:06:49 AM] Becky: Before we go .. like for good [10/25/2016 12:07:03 AM] Becky: Dear, you wanna go home with me? [10/25/2016 12:07:24 AM] nightmareofcat: of course [10/25/2016 12:07:32 AM] Becky: like Chicago home [10/25/2016 12:08:06 AM] nightmareofcat: i go where you go, love. chicago, new york, davenport iowa, where ever [10/25/2016 12:08:24 AM] Becky: Davenport isnt like Asgard [10/25/2016 12:08:29 AM] Becky: it doesnt really exist [10/25/2016 12:08:54 AM] nightmareofcat: yes it does dear. [10/25/2016 12:09:05 AM] Becky: pretty sire it doesnt [10/25/2016 12:09:08 AM] Becky: sure [10/25/2016 12:09:14 AM] Becky: sire was Freudian [10/25/2016 12:09:42 AM] nightmareofcat: it does exist, your majesty [10/25/2016 12:10:06 AM] Becky: If thinking that it exists makes you happy, then believe away dear [10/25/2016 12:10:20 AM] Becky: I still believe in Santa Claus [10/25/2016 12:10:36 AM] Becky: not like a real old guy breaks into people houses on Christmas [10/25/2016 12:10:39 AM] Becky: but the idea [10/25/2016 12:10:51 AM] nightmareofcat: santa claus is an asshole [10/25/2016 12:10:51 AM] Becky: so you can believe in Davenport [10/25/2016 12:11:41 AM] nightmareofcat: my mun has been there, she has seen it, she has slept in it and she has eaten in it. it exists [10/25/2016 12:11:57 AM] Becky: Ok, sure, Davenport exists [10/25/2016 12:13:04 AM] nightmareofcat: lol [10/25/2016 12:13:30 AM] Becky: and theoretically Chicago is on the way there [10/25/2016 12:13:58 AM] nightmareofcat: just a 3 hour detour [10/25/2016 12:13:58 AM] Becky: we can take a side trip [10/25/2016 12:15:07 AM] nightmareofcat: oh goodie [10/25/2016 12:15:17 AM] Becky: Im sure its exciting [10/25/2016 12:16:04 AM] nightmareofcat: if you like looking at large muddy rivers then its absolutely thrilling, the eagle watching is pretty stellar and the casinos are ok [10/25/2016 12:17:30 AM] Becky: bet it has motels [10/25/2016 12:17:51 AM] nightmareofcat: many. some with jaccuzzis [10/25/2016 12:19:11 AM] Becky: bubbly bathtubs [10/25/2016 12:19:26 AM] nightmareofcat: very warm, bubbly bathtubs [10/25/2016 12:19:52 AM] Becky: you wanna make a mess for the maids to clean up [10/25/2016 12:20:09 AM] nightmareofcat: not opposed to the idea [10/25/2016 12:20:37 AM] Becky: not opposed [10/25/2016 12:21:00 AM] Becky: well thats mildly approving... [10/25/2016 12:21:43 AM] nightmareofcat: arches eyebrow  when have i ever been enthusiastic? [10/25/2016 12:21:57 AM] Becky: are you kidding? [10/25/2016 12:22:03 AM] Becky: laughs [10/25/2016 12:22:16 AM] nightmareofcat: do i look as if i jest? [10/25/2016 12:22:39 AM] Becky: Ive seen you with the kids [10/25/2016 12:22:49 AM] Becky: I saw your face the first time you looked at that weasel and I HAVE been in bed with you [10/25/2016 12:23:05 AM] nightmareofcat: blushes [10/25/2016 12:24:02 AM] Becky: Ive seen you fight [10/25/2016 12:24:16 AM] Becky: you my dear, are very enthusiastic [10/25/2016 12:24:40 AM] nightmareofcat: i thinkith you fib darling [10/25/2016 12:25:18 AM] Becky: honey, you are not a half hearted man [10/25/2016 12:25:43 AM] nightmareofcat: just one with a frozen heart [10/25/2016 12:25:56 AM] Becky: it doesnt feel frozen to me. Its very warm [10/25/2016 12:26:22 AM] nightmareofcat: my biology makes it frozen   grins [10/25/2016 12:27:56 AM] Becky: only sometimes, theres nothing frozen right now [10/25/2016 12:28:46 AM] Becky: puts her arms around him and lays her head on his chest [10/25/2016 12:28:50 AM] Becky: Sounds pretty strong too [10/25/2016 12:29:15 AM] nightmareofcat: you are a wonderful boost to ones ego, darling [10/25/2016 12:29:54 AM] Becky: hush.Im just honest [10/25/2016 12:30:51 AM] nightmareofcat: you are still magnificent at blowing my ego sky high [10/25/2016 12:31:09 AM] Becky: you’re pretty good at that on your own too [10/25/2016 12:31:24 AM] Becky: sometimes I need to take you down a peg or two [10/25/2016 12:31:56 AM] nightmareofcat: could have sworn you said you want to peg me [10/25/2016 12:32:57 AM] Becky: Oh I could do that. I distinctly remember enjoying being the one to fuck you [10/25/2016 12:33:48 AM] nightmareofcat: oh? i do not remember that [10/25/2016 12:34:08 AM] Becky: It was just a couple of fingers [10/25/2016 12:34:23 AM] Becky: but ohhh you moaned [10/25/2016 12:35:10 AM] nightmareofcat: perhaps you should try it again, see if you can make me scream... or we take the day and see who can make the other scream louder [10/25/2016 12:54:42 AM] Becky: dear, what was that about making me scream? [10/25/2016 12:56:33 AM] nightmareofcat: my idea was to see if you can make me scream, or we spend the day seeing who can make the other scream louder. [10/25/2016 12:56:45 AM] Becky: bites lip [10/25/2016 12:56:52 AM] Becky: I get to make you scream? [10/25/2016 12:57:02 AM] nightmareofcat: grins you can try [10/25/2016 12:57:38 AM] Becky: oh there is no try [10/25/2016 12:57:42 AM] Becky: I will.   grins [10/25/2016 12:58:13 AM] nightmareofcat: smirks naughtily. all talk, my darling [10/25/2016 12:59:03 AM] Becky: really? purrs Have I let you down before [10/25/2016 12:59:24 AM] Becky: Don't I always come through? Don't you always come? [10/25/2016 12:59:46 AM] nightmareofcat: there has been a couple of times i have not. [10/25/2016 1:00:18 AM] Becky: Not through any fault of my own [10/25/2016 1:00:25 AM] nightmareofcat: no, it was mine [10/25/2016 1:01:05 AM] Becky: *sigh* [10/25/2016 1:02:34 AM] nightmareofcat: why for you sigh my little mortal [10/25/2016 1:02:49 AM] Becky: cause Im your little mortal [10/25/2016 1:03:46 AM] nightmareofcat: cocks head, arches brow, crosses arms [10/25/2016 1:05:03 AM] Becky: and you'll call me pet again and not even think about it cause its cute and charming and not even think that I actually am probably closer to Toukka than you [10/25/2016 1:10:04 AM] nightmareofcat: i only call you a pet when we are being rather adventurous and it was only twice. you are not a pet [10/25/2016 1:10:28 AM] Becky: Thank you dear, [10/25/2016 1:11:00 AM] Becky: as long as its in context, Ill be your pet [10/25/2016 1:13:52 AM] nightmareofcat: ill make your kitty purr [10/25/2016 1:33:12 AM] nightmareofcat: kneel to me peasant! [10/25/2016 1:34:54 AM] Becky: again? [10/25/2016 1:35:00 AM] Becky: you are resilient [10/25/2016 1:35:17 AM] nightmareofcat: stamina of a god. [10/25/2016 1:35:33 AM] Becky: amazing [10/25/2016 2:11:53 AM] nightmareofcat: yes i usually am hard when you are near, i live in a perpetual state of arousal [10/25/2016 2:12:44 AM] Becky: you poor thing [10/25/2016 2:12:58 AM] Becky: always aroused [10/25/2016 2:14:09 AM] nightmareofcat: its a major booboo. [10/25/2016 2:14:22 AM] Becky: does it need kissed? [10/25/2016 2:14:31 AM] nightmareofcat: yes it does [10/25/2016 2:14:58 AM] Becky: awwww drops to knees let me make it better [10/25/2016 2:15:06 AM] Becky: though I dont know how it could be better [10/25/2016 2:17:01 AM] nightmareofcat: its positively weeping. [10/25/2016 2:17:35 AM] Becky: kiss [10/25/2016 2:18:50 AM] nightmareofcat: chokes back a gasp [10/25/2016 2:19:17 AM] Becky: licks [10/25/2016 2:19:40 AM] nightmareofcat: bites lip [10/25/2016 2:21:06 AM] Becky: oh astin min, don't fight it [10/25/2016 2:22:50 AM] Becky: takes him slowly into her mouth [10/25/2016 2:29:10 AM] nightmareofcat: *moans [10/25/2016 2:29:29 AM] Becky: why dont we go to bed [10/25/2016 2:29:46 AM] nightmareofcat: in our teepee? [10/25/2016 2:30:01 AM] Becky: anywhere you like [10/25/2016 2:30:50 AM] nightmareofcat: it looks like you pilfered that blanket from a native american [10/25/2016 2:31:06 AM] Becky: it came from the closet [10/25/2016 2:31:23 AM] nightmareofcat: that explains a lot actually [10/25/2016 2:31:33 AM] Becky: what does? [10/25/2016 2:32:02 AM] nightmareofcat: the fact that blanket was in the closet, i would be too if i looked like that [10/25/2016 2:33:16 AM] Becky: dont you go in the closet [10/25/2016 2:34:06 AM] nightmareofcat: is that not where one goes for that game? [10/25/2016 2:34:43 AM] Becky: being in the closet isnt a game [10/25/2016 2:34:55 AM] Becky: unless you’re talking about 7 minutes in heaven [10/25/2016 2:35:01 AM] nightmareofcat: that the one [10/25/2016 2:36:12 AM] Becky: but we have a whole apartment [10/25/2016 2:36:37 AM] nightmareofcat: we havent done anything in the closet yet [10/25/2016 2:36:46 AM] Becky: or in the kitchen [10/25/2016 2:37:14 AM] Becky: or the hallway [10/25/2016 2:37:49 AM] nightmareofcat: so i shall wear you like a pair of pants on the closet, let you ride me down the hallway then ill stuff you like a turkey in the kitchen [10/25/2016 2:38:40 AM] Becky: LOL [10/25/2016 2:38:58 AM] Becky: sounds romantic [10/25/2016 2:39:12 AM] nightmareofcat: yes thats me, romantic AF [10/25/2016 2:39:37 AM] Becky: should I just tell you to bend me over and fuck me stupid? [10/25/2016 2:40:30 AM] nightmareofcat: if you want to be crude about it [10/25/2016 2:41:01 AM] Becky: I told you before [10/25/2016 2:41:05 AM] Becky:  I have nevr fucked you [10/25/2016 2:41:09 AM] Becky: even the first time [10/25/2016 2:41:40 AM] Becky: when you so romanticly  whispered 'Shut up so I can fuck you" in my shell like ear [10/25/2016 2:44:13 AM] nightmareofcat: do wish for me to revise my words? prettify them for you? would you rather i refer to it as enthusiastic love making? tell me how you wish for me to address it and i shall make it so [10/25/2016 2:44:27 AM] Becky: grins [10/25/2016 2:44:36 AM] Becky: I was just teasing you dear [10/25/2016 2:47:06 AM] nightmareofcat: if you would rather i can whisper in your ear exactly what i shall do to you before i do as such, it might be immediately after or hours later before i ravish you to within an inch of your sanity. only the suspense of knowing it will happen but not when will be all that sustains you. [10/25/2016 2:47:27 AM] Becky: bites lip [10/25/2016 2:48:02 AM] Becky: moans lightly [10/25/2016 2:49:14 AM] nightmareofcat: would you rather i leave you little notes around the apartment, accompanied by trinkets or other items that will be involved in our intimate endevors. leave a missive near an item then discribe what that item will be used for, in great detail? [10/25/2016 2:49:41 AM] Becky: whimpers [10/25/2016 2:50:57 AM] nightmareofcat: perhaps leave photos or videos of what i wish to do to you, or ask for access to those DVDS so i may mark the parts i would like to revisit [10/25/2016 2:51:17 AM] Becky: nids weakly at it all [10/25/2016 2:51:21 AM] Becky: nods [10/25/2016 2:51:51 AM] Becky: Only if you want to own me [10/25/2016 2:53:05 AM] nightmareofcat: no, never own you. partner you, cherish you, adore and love you. never own. [10/25/2016 2:54:33 AM] Becky: yes [10/25/2016 2:55:10 AM] Becky: just yours though [10/25/2016 2:55:22 AM] nightmareofcat: just mine. [10/25/2016 2:55:27 AM] Becky: yes

[10/25/2016 2:55:39 AM] nightmareofcat: i talk a good game but i truly do not like to share [10/25/2016 2:56:10 AM] Becky: you dont have to share me [10/25/2016 2:56:32 AM] nightmareofcat: i do not even like sharing with myself [10/25/2016 2:57:35 AM] Becky: aww you get jealous of your own duplicates? [10/25/2016 2:58:01 AM] Becky: that could be the most adorable thing I have ever heard [10/25/2016 2:58:31 AM] nightmareofcat: it does not make sense does it? it is me touching you and yet it should only be me, not my copies but i do not have enough body parts to accomplish such [10/25/2016 2:59:03 AM] Becky: Astin min, theres more than enough of you for me [10/25/2016 2:59:07 AM] Becky: I promise [10/25/2016 2:59:54 AM] nightmareofcat: truly [10/25/2016 3:00:13 AM] Becky: truly. Cross my heart [10/25/2016 3:00:53 AM] nightmareofcat: hooks pinkies together, holds above heart, hugs tightly with other arm [10/25/2016 3:02:02 AM] Becky: oh honey. I never knew [10/25/2016 3:03:42 AM] nightmareofcat: Holds tightly, rests cheek on top of head [10/25/2016 3:04:10 AM] Becky: you are just stunning [10/25/2016 3:04:19 AM] Becky: I love you. Youre like a steel coated marshmallow [10/25/2016 3:04:42 AM] nightmareofcat: snorts i love you too. [10/25/2016 3:05:35 AM] Becky: well you are [10/25/2016 3:06:10 AM] Becky: Big tough guy. You’re a god. You are close to immortal [10/25/2016 3:07:12 AM] Becky: You have magic and can snap necks like celery sticks and you’re worried that theres not enough of you to make me happy? [10/25/2016 3:08:18 AM] nightmareofcat: and im like a giant s'more? crunchy outside, warm and gooey on the inside and taste good with chocolate? [10/25/2016 3:08:25 AM] Becky: yes [10/25/2016 3:08:46 AM] nightmareofcat: sighs loudly, rolls eyes amused [10/25/2016 3:10:10 AM] Becky: you’re cruchy and leather and plate mail covered and spikey haired [10/25/2016 3:11:11 AM] Becky: and you’re sweet and loving and jealous and insecure [10/25/2016 3:11:13 AM] nightmareofcat: now you make me sound like a disney vilian [10/25/2016 3:15:12 AM] Becky: you are not a disney villian [10/25/2016 3:15:17 AM] Becky: well.......... maybe. but if you are a disney villian [10/25/2016 3:15:30 AM] Becky:  you are also a disney prince [10/25/2016 3:16:11 AM] nightmareofcat: snorts vapid, obnoxious twits they are. i shall pass [10/25/2016 3:16:31 AM] Becky: Its OK [10/25/2016 3:16:39 AM] Becky:  Id look silly in a big yellow twinkly dress [10/25/2016 3:17:10 AM] nightmareofcat: anyone would look silly in a big yellow dress. [10/25/2016 3:17:15 AM] nightmareofcat: shakes head [10/25/2016 3:17:17 AM] Becky: twinkly [10/25/2016 3:17:24 AM] Becky: dont forget twinkly [10/25/2016 3:17:31 AM] nightmareofcat: all the worse [10/25/2016 3:18:11 AM] Becky: What you want is for me scream at you about something, possibly try to stab you again, then let you toss me over your knee and spank me before running off to the bedroom [10/25/2016 3:19:38 AM] nightmareofcat: sounds fun [10/25/2016 3:20:11 AM] nightmareofcat: could always cut out the 'try' and 'toss over knee' [10/25/2016 3:20:40 AM] Becky: so I just scream [10/25/2016 3:20:45 AM] Becky: and we go to the bedroom [10/25/2016 3:20:48 AM] Becky: OK LOL [10/25/2016 3:21:11 AM] nightmareofcat: scream, stab then head to bedroom [10/25/2016 3:22:28 AM] Becky: you wanna be stabbed or pegged dear [10/25/2016 3:22:36 AM] nightmareofcat: yes [10/25/2016 3:23:33 AM] Becky: oh my poor little guy, you want to come so hard that you shoot your liquefied brain out of your cock [10/25/2016 3:24:13 AM] nightmareofcat: shrugs sounds like a good time [10/25/2016 3:24:49 AM] nightmareofcat: could always fuck myself, that might be interesting [10/25/2016 3:25:07 AM] Becky: blink blink [10/25/2016 3:25:37 AM] nightmareofcat: hmmm? [10/25/2016 3:26:07 AM] Becky: I... I could go play cards with Selvig or something I guess [10/25/2016 3:26:46 AM] nightmareofcat: oh no darling, you would be joining [10/25/2016 3:28:21 AM] Becky: youre jealous of YOU sharing me with yourself, but its ok for me to share you with you? [10/25/2016 3:28:32 AM] Becky: Thats kind of mind bending there [10/25/2016 3:28:54 AM] nightmareofcat: lokiception. just said it could be interesting. [10/25/2016 3:29:18 AM] Becky: It could be [10/25/2016 3:29:36 AM] Becky: who wins if you make you scream? [10/25/2016 3:29:40 AM] Becky: besides you? [10/25/2016 3:30:32 AM] nightmareofcat: thought you like it when im loud darling [10/25/2016 3:31:21 AM] Becky: It lets me know when Im doing something you like [10/25/2016 3:32:17 AM] nightmareofcat: not feeling like much of a director hmm? [10/25/2016 3:32:47 AM] Becky: what do you mean by that? [10/25/2016 3:33:31 AM] nightmareofcat: telling me how to touch myself, showing me, guiding me. watching your vision come to life [10/25/2016 3:35:13 AM] Becky: you charming exhibitionist [10/25/2016 3:35:36 AM] nightmareofcat: your excitement is my excitement. [10/25/2016 3:36:57 AM] Becky: ohhh has my dear never ever wondered how well his silver tongue worked? [10/25/2016 3:37:35 AM] nightmareofcat: the sounds you make tell me it works rather well. [10/25/2016 3:38:06 AM] Becky: grins it does [10/25/2016 3:38:50 AM] Becky: but you never tried before [10/25/2016 3:39:52 AM] nightmareofcat: no i have not. being a magic user in asgard is frowned upon enough, add being caught doing something like that could have spelled a death sentence from bigots and radicals [10/25/2016 3:40:22 AM] Becky: Youre on Earth [10/25/2016 3:40:27 AM] Becky:  we just think magic is cool [10/25/2016 3:41:13 AM] nightmareofcat: yes i am; ive also had you so the thought has not crossed my mind until a short time ago [10/25/2016 3:43:14 AM] Becky: can I sit next to you and kiss you [10/25/2016 3:43:23 AM] nightmareofcat: of course [10/25/2016 3:45:01 AM] Becky: Would you like to know what your like? [10/25/2016 3:45:16 AM] nightmareofcat: it was just a thought [10/25/2016 3:45:28 AM] Becky: kisses his neck [10/25/2016 3:46:06 AM] Becky: I can direct [10/25/2016 3:46:11 AM] nightmareofcat: hmmmm [10/25/2016 3:46:50 AM] Becky: Ive always wanted to see your eyes when you came in my mouth [10/25/2016 3:47:09 AM] nightmareofcat: moans [10/25/2016 3:47:24 AM] Becky: maybe it will be the same face [10/25/2016 3:48:12 AM] Becky: but you undressing yourself.... that would be a sight to see [10/25/2016 3:48:39 AM] nightmareofcat: would you see me pleasure myself as i am or as a woman? [10/25/2016 3:49:31 AM] Becky: what would you prefer? I like you as you are, but dont want you to be uncomfortable [10/25/2016 3:50:11 AM] nightmareofcat: with you it would never be uncomfortable, strange sensations maybe but not uncomfortable [10/25/2016 3:50:52 AM] Becky: I dont think I know you well enough as a woman [10/25/2016 3:51:02 AM] Becky: that sounds odd, huh?

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Act of God- kind of outtake or how to make @sarabeth72 miserable in chat

Seriously, sometimes it’s more fun to pretend to plot in front of @sarabeth72, than it is to actually write.

[9/9/2016 10:24:08 PM] Becky: we need to seriously screw Sophie up [9/9/2016 10:24:11 PM] Sara : Oh, & probably Monday. [9/9/2016 10:24:17 PM] Sara : (facepalm) [9/9/2016 10:24:23 PM] nightmareofcat: thought loki did enough screwing for everyone? [9/9/2016 10:24:35 PM] Becky: not enough man [9/9/2016 10:24:59 PM] nightmareofcat: how could she possibly contain more without starting a bush fire from friction? [9/9/2016 10:25:21 PM] Becky: shes so soggy she couldnt catch fire [9/9/2016 10:25:38 PM] nightmareofcat: as you said before, half jotun by volume [9/9/2016 10:26:01 PM] Becky: we need to give her serious problems, that will make me feel better [9/9/2016 10:26:26 PM] Becky: shes too damn happy [9/9/2016 10:26:50 PM] nightmareofcat: wont that thing we have planned and the following lecture be enough [9/9/2016 10:27:03 PM] Becky: who knows [9/9/2016 10:27:10 PM] Becky:  we might have to go with the second thing too [9/9/2016 10:27:18 PM] nightmareofcat: or have the the 'vacation' scenario we have been doing give her ideas [9/9/2016 10:27:37 PM] Becky: shes too happy in Tahiti [9/9/2016 10:27:47 PM] nightmareofcat: its a magical place [9/9/2016 10:27:56 PM] Becky: shes high and eating Tacos [9/9/2016 10:28:28 PM] nightmareofcat: eating tacos off her loki table [9/9/2016 10:28:47 PM] Becky: yep [9/9/2016 10:29:20 PM] Becky: someone needs to be bloody or crying or limping or something [9/9/2016 10:29:35 PM] Becky: there are no gun shots or knife wounds [9/9/2016 10:29:37 PM] nightmareofcat: he can make her limp [9/9/2016 10:29:46 PM] nightmareofcat: and we havent gotten to the thing yet [9/9/2016 10:29:54 PM] Becky: we need to get to the thing [9/9/2016 10:30:02 PM] Becky: things need to die [9/9/2016 10:30:19 PM] Becky: professional cooking surfaces need to be defaced [9/9/2016 10:30:22 PM] nightmareofcat: the poor guy isnt going to die, is he? [9/9/2016 10:30:30 PM] Becky: they havent left the restaurant yet [9/9/2016 10:30:36 PM] Becky: they can always head out the back way [9/9/2016 10:30:51 PM] Becky: Im sure they have a marble topped pastry counter in back [9/9/2016 10:31:16 PM] Sara: Don't you even... [9/9/2016 10:31:19 PM] nightmareofcat: they also have an island counter back home big enough for both of them [9/9/2016 10:31:19 PM] Becky: make an entire batch of cannoli suspect [9/9/2016 10:32:27 PM] Becky: they really havent explored the kitchen to its fullest potential [9/9/2016 10:32:46 PM] nightmareofcat: does the kitchen sink have a rinsing wand? [9/9/2016 10:32:48 PM] Becky: nor have they gotten into really playing with bodily fluids [9/9/2016 10:32:55 PM] Becky: Im sure it does [9/9/2016 10:33:01 PM] Becky: its a fancy sink [9/9/2016 10:33:01 PM] nightmareofcat: hmmmm [9/9/2016 10:33:17 PM] Becky: bet it even does that light up red for hot water and blue for cold thing [9/9/2016 10:34:21 PM] Becky: theres a turkey baster in the drawer [9/9/2016 10:34:35 PM] Becky: and a full fridge in the corner [9/9/2016 10:34:44 PM] Becky: rolling pins [9/9/2016 10:35:01 PM] nightmareofcat: popsicles? [9/9/2016 10:35:04 PM] Becky: even a lemon reamer [9/9/2016 10:35:11 PM] nightmareofcat: ouch [9/9/2016 10:35:12 PM] Becky: Loki brings his own popsicle doesnt he? [9/9/2016 10:35:36 PM] Becky: but Im sure there are some in the freezer [9/9/2016 10:35:47 PM] nightmareofcat: fudgesicles [9/9/2016 10:35:47 PM] Becky: Sophie was expecting the kids over [9/9/2016 10:36:15 PM] Becky: syrup in the cabinet [9/9/2016 10:36:25 PM] Becky: boxes of jello [9/9/2016 10:36:28 PM] nightmareofcat: fudgesicles get the cold kink and his chocolate craving in one [9/9/2016 10:36:58 PM] Becky: whem she wants it cold, she wants him blue cause its so good for his ego [9/9/2016 10:37:00 PM] nightmareofcat: or cover jotun loki in that fudge sauce, either one [9/9/2016 10:37:14 PM] Becky: ohhh magic coat on a jotun [9/9/2016 10:37:28 PM] nightmareofcat: lol\ [9/9/2016 10:37:45 PM] Becky: hee hee [9/9/2016 10:37:56 PM] Becky: make chocolate body molds [9/9/2016 10:38:04 PM] Becky: Nat stops over, opens the fridge [9/9/2016 10:38:16 PM] Becky:  and her eyebrows climb right off of her head [9/9/2016 10:38:51 PM] nightmareofcat: or she says nothing and just casually asks where the cans of soda are, someone replies its behind the dark chocolate penis [9/9/2016 10:39:01 PM] Becky: fill a magic coat penis with whipped cream [9/9/2016 10:39:13 PM] Becky: causally offer it to her as desert [9/9/2016 10:39:17 PM] nightmareofcat: lol [9/9/2016 10:40:41 PM] Becky: but it would taste good [9/9/2016 10:40:52 PM] Becky: and faintly of penis [9/9/2016 10:41:23 PM] Becky: theres not enough listerine in the world to make Sophie breath NOT always smell faintly like dick [9/9/2016 10:41:30 PM] nightmareofcat: lmao [9/9/2016 10:41:41 PM] Becky: but what can you do [9/9/2016 10:42:11 PM] Becky: and I think Loki is just PROUD that his chin smells like a laundry basket [9/9/2016 10:42:48 PM] Becky: wonder if hes considering a goatee like Starks just for the messiness value of it [9/9/2016 10:42:48 PM] nightmareofcat: thank goodness he hasnt thought of growing a goatee [9/9/2016 10:42:56 PM] Becky: ROFLMAO [9/9/2016 10:42:57 PM] nightmareofcat: ROFL [9/9/2016 10:43:29 PM] nightmareofcat: no one let a forensics team enter that apartment [9/9/2016 10:43:38 PM] nightmareofcat: blacklights are forbidden [9/9/2016 10:43:41 PM] Becky: hed walk around kissing EVERYONES cheeks like hes Italian or something [9/9/2016 10:43:48 PM] Becky: just for shock value [9/9/2016 10:43:49 PM] nightmareofcat: lmao [9/9/2016 10:44:22 PM] Becky: poor Clint [9/9/2016 10:44:33 PM] Sara: I hate you both. [9/9/2016 10:44:37 PM] Becky: hed be trying to full mouth kiss him with that goatee [9/9/2016 10:44:50 PM] Becky: :D YAY [9/9/2016 10:44:58 PM] Becky: that feels so good [9/9/2016 10:45:04 PM] Becky:  Sara hasnt hated us in WEEKS [9/9/2016 10:45:12 PM] Becky: sighs [9/9/2016 10:45:15 PM] Becky: thanks [9/9/2016 10:45:23 PM] nightmareofcat: shave it off and sprinkle it on clints tacos like cheese [9/9/2016 10:45:38 PM] Becky: nasty [9/9/2016 10:45:43 PM] Becky: Loki yer nasty [9/9/2016 10:45:52 PM] nightmareofcat: be the equivilent of pubes [9/9/2016 10:45:57 PM] Becky: yep [9/9/2016 10:46:16 PM] Becky: most pubes are probably less fluid crusted though [9/9/2016 10:46:26 PM] Becky: they get wiped [9/9/2016 10:47:01 PM] nightmareofcat: lol [9/9/2016 10:48:36 PM] Sara : I'm going to bed now...