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1: Who spends almost all their money on the other? DODGERS
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap? dodgers again bc he sleeps on the job but x2 doesn’t mind bc. he’s cute when he’s sleeping
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes? x2 walks around half naked bc like thats actually canon and dodgers doesn’t care, but when dodgers walks around in like a towel he gets yelled at
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway? x2 tells dodgers hE NEEDS HIS SLEEP but dodgers stays up until 6 playing video games anyways
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies? dodgers could burn applesauce so x2 always has a takeout place on speed dial. he can cook well but he doesn’t like to
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”? dodgers goes ‘ooh thats us!’ he reads the prompts when he’s supposed to be on duty and x2 goes ‘not really?’
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes? dodgers but mostly bc he likes to tease x2 about his clothes
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?” both of them are both parts of this tbh
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions? dodgers drives, x2 gives directions
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws? dodgers poses
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? x2 does backflips for sURE, dodgers almost gets them caught
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking? dodgers gets in intergalactic barfights like twice a week, x2 says dodgers this has to stop you’ve started two wars already
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts? x2 leaves gifts in dodgers’ ship bc he wakes up early and dodgers sleeps in, so he can sneak in to hide them/give them to cadet to hide. dodgers gets rly emotional about it
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own? im x2 dodgers i mean commander duck i mean commander x2 your majesty
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside? dodgers screams, x2 carries it outside. or laser blasts it. depends on how he’s feeling
16: Which one gives the other their jacket? dodgers remembers chivalry so hes always doing sweet things for x2
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling? i think theyre only children but maybe x2′s family gets protective of him since dodgers’ family all died three hundred years back
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other? x2
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting? GREAT
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters? X2 CRIES WHEN HE SEES HE MISSPELLED A WORD IN A TEXT dodgers uses 21st century slang and x2 despises it
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them? x2 isnt very popular among centurions, and dodgers isnt liked but no one rly bullies him, but when they bully x2 hes there w laser guns in 0.2 secs
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun? x2 makes more puns than ud think (dodgers laughs uproariously at them lmao) but whenever dodgers makes one he tries not to groan
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy? x2 comes home and dodgers has an alien puppy hes already named and everything
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired? dodgers gives x2 piggybacks
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering? they try to get dodgers into some 21st century sports to help him adjust and x2′s at every game cheering his head off even when dodgers forgets the rules and like scores a touchdown at bowling or something
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? dodgers. x2 cant risk the queen finding all these embarrassing pics of sleeping dodgers on his work phone
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked? dodgers would give x2 one hes a great hairdresser
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of? DODGERS he keeps finding deadly aliens and going ‘commander i’m keeping him his name is fluffy’. dodgers loves x2′s dog they’re pals
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains? dodgers
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures? stupid vacation planets and they both take pictures they’re so in love
