#nihilbliss writes

[nihilbliss]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Your name is Elwurd. You and your alien girlfriend, Joey Claire, just had a great night watching troller derby, so now you want to go home and be that big, tough butch for her! But Joey did remember to text that little burgundy fucker that taco night is going to be tomorrow night, right? Right? Because you are here to plow your girlfriend like you're prepping fields for harvest, and you do not have much patience for bullshit right now.

[nihilbliss]

So imagine an AU in which Nate Ford's career ended earlier. He left the insurance business and, after drinking himself homeless, wound up back on the preacher track.

In 2008, he's reinvented himself as Father Nathan Logue, the angriest Jesuit in California.