#ningbonation

[number1ningbofan]

ningboner

i wanted to make a ningbo-centric email to show my dedication for ningbo. but ningbo was already taken. i thought thats fine, ill just double it. but "ningboningbo" is a bit unfortunate,,,

i came up with a really good one after but google told me to fuck off and stop making accounts

[number1ningbofan]

at the airport i was trudging through the absolute HELL that is the cluster of perfume stores which are in every airport for Some reason. i looked up at one of the blinding brand name signs and it said PACO. started screaming and violently frothing at the mouth and was promptly escorted by security

anyway i love this picture of ningbo he looks Slightly more insane than usual

[number1ningbofan]

ningbo is the cure to insanity. i was stuck on the bus for an hour and a half with absolutely NOTHING to do feeling my mind slowly slipping into the depths of boredom,,, but then Ningbo saved me again. the window on the bus roof was shaped like his hat and upon remembering his glorious existence all my worries melted away just like that. ningbo is anywhere if you look for him

[number1ningbofan]

Is Ningbo gay… since you know, Laem Chabang and Key West are lesbians…. Can he be their gay/mlm friend

GREAT question. he is everything everywhere all at once

[number1ningbofan]

i have a question as you are clearly a ningbo expert is he a third wheel roommate in laem chabang and key wests house

hes like the load bearing third wheel at the front of a tricycle. the FIRST wheel actually. without him their house would burst into flames with no ningbo to firefight them